HONESTLY, though folks: Hmmm, a wine, song and dance gal....a regular self-indulgent sort. Hey, that's integrity for you. Oh yeah, did I mention I'm a famous star of the screen, you bet yer fur, appearing on the Big Brother and Itchy Show on Charter Cable every Friday at 12 midnight channel 18 (county). In the city we are on KDHX Double Helix every Monday at 10:30 pm on channel 22 'round these here parts....as a regular Itchy sidekick (I'm the timetraveling Mafioso's cousin, we have one of those there histrionic love/hate Italian style familial relations).
Meanwhile, I am and have been for a little over the past 10 years, a singer and part-time tard (jazz, lounge, songs of yester-year of multiple varieties, western swing, jump, jazz, zazoo, latin, novelty/variety, animal noises, howling at the full moon, barking some, chicken noises, etc.) including my former band (The Moonglades) and stage/tubebox performer/comedienne, poetess, fartiste, uhhh, uhhh what else, world-reknown kazoo player...armpit noise extraordinaire...excellent...um anyone that knows something I do whereby I can keep pumping myself here, by all means.....
Presently, I tard with the Big Brother and Itchy Show. See The Zodiac show below! My skits are toward the end of the show.
Now then, my personal goal is to make those of all musical creed, orientation/lifestyle, race, taste, and favorite sexual position (be it standing, sitting, splayed, bent forward/backward/upside-down) feel welcome and at ease....why? you ask. Because I don't care what you do really as long as it doesn't annoy me personally or step on my creepers....the code/creed of all upstanding nihilists everywhere. (now if you actually know me and you still believe this BS, we need to talk. I don't know much about a nativity, but I do know of a naive -ity that you may be suffering from.) ..
Abstract
..... I hate to find amusement in boredom, but boredeom can be the advocate of evil or...always enlightening...
What Pseudo Historical Figure Best Suits You?
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You scored as C.G. Jung
You are more of a spiritualist than would be immediately apparent. Some of your notions are questioned by the cynical, but deep down you know the human consciousness is more than the flesh and tissue can account for. You tend to take a scientific observationist look on matters the average person wouldn't even begin to analyze. You personally are responsible for most of the ideas that are floating around in modern psychologist's/psychic's paltry little skulls. On the down side, you tend to be associated with that asshole Freud.
C.G. Jung
92%
Miyamoto Musashi
75%
Friedrich Nietzsche
67%
Elvis Presley
67%
Steven Morrissey
50%
Dante Alighieri
50%
Stephen Hawking
50%
Adolf Hitler
42%
Hugh Hefner
33%
Mother Teresa
33%
Jesus Christ
17%
Sigmund Freud
17%
O.J. Simpson
17%
Charles Manson
8%