Pick-up lines |
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the
money.
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make
your bed rock.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I
walk by again? ...
Posted by Geifer/Dorina on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Prelim Exam.... |
Adopting a new system of government will not solve the countrys problems.
A system of government that succeeds perfectly well in other countries will not necessarily succeed in other c...
Posted by Geifer/Dorina on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Little tony |
>A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and
>you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little TONY.
>
>He replies, "None, they will all fly away wit...
Posted by Geifer/Dorina on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Criminal Lawyers Award |
A Charlotte, NC, lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against fire among other things. Within a month having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars an...
Posted by Geifer/Dorina on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE: |
1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.
Posted by Geifer/Dorina on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Astute Visionaries? |
"Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons." -- Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949
"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers." -- Th...
Posted by Geifer/Dorina on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD |
1) Growing up is mandatory; growing old is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there...
Posted by Geifer/Dorina on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED: |
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held i...
Posted by Geifer/Dorina on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: |
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the secon...
Posted by Geifer/Dorina on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
For me |
It was at random that we met,
A chance that not many get.
When I heard the "Uh Oh",
How was I to know!
That you would turn out to be my special friend,
Someone who could be there,
Until the end....
Posted by Geifer/Dorina on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
