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About Me

My name is Benny, I play a bit of gee-tar, a little drums, I love Del Taco, wish I could speak another language, drink a fair amount of booze but no one knows when I'm drunk, a sucker for short haired girls, love Mr. T, I shoot things with cameras, I still watch cartoons, enjoy clinically insane people's banter.....and peeing in swimming pools....heh heh

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My 2 favorite girls in the whole wide world!!!!

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My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

PUNK ROCK GIRLS!!!!
oh yeah, and gary coleman, the pope, and Mr. T.

PEOPLE I'D LIKE TO PUNCH IN THE FACE:
that guy from the sit and sleep commercials..."you're kill'n me larry!" gary coleman, the pope, and Mr. T.

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Music:

METAL/PUNK first and foremost - but i am a fan of all music. i would bore even myself with a full list of shit i listen to, and i'm not trying to score points by listing bands no one has ever heard before.......but here's a hint-the playlist i have in my car now is a mix of NIN, Avoid One Thing, Social Distortion, TOOL, Slayer, Pennywise, Black Flag, Mustard Plug, Lagwagon, old AFI, The Blanks 77, Finch, and Fugazi............ MyGen Profile Generator

Movies:

Trainspotting, Drugstore Cowboy, Suburbia, Saving Ryan's Privates, Merry Fistmas, Babysitters 12, Beverly Hoes 90210, Rambone, Journey to the center of U'r 'Anus, Rimmers,..

Television:

SUCKS!

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Books:

one fish, two fish, red fish blue fish, puppetry of the penis, Green Eggs and Ham...you get it

Heroes:

Cliff Cadaver, Johnan Vasquez, Chuck Taylor, the guy who invented Newcastle Brown Ale, anyone in the Armed Forces, founders of IN and OUT, Chuck Liddell, your mom, my wiener.........

My Blog

Mr. Keyboard

And now I lay thee to rest, keyboard #2 that I have destroyed in as many months.... ....both fought bravely, but could not overcome the destructive power of Newcastle Brown Ale. ...
Posted by benny on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 07:04:00 PST

Orion and I Had a Discovery Last Night.....

If you smell your hands right after touching a bunch of pennies, it is easy to accidentally think that you're a robot......
Posted by benny on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 08:59:00 PST

Legalize Marijuana?

I would like to propose a compromise with respect to Marijuana use, so that we can finally solve this issue. My plan is that Marijuana will be legalized, but pot leaf clothing articles, patchouli, and...
Posted by benny on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 11:47:00 PST

I'm sick of chasing my dreams......

.....I'm just gonna ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.
Posted by benny on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 01:29:00 PST

When Janitors Die.......

When janitors die, they go to Heaven and throw their trash on the floor, and dead CEO's and Politicians have to clean it up.... Just kidding.......there's no such thing as Heaven ...
Posted by benny on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 12:21:00 PST

Just stop....

I hate it when you KNOW someone is lying, I mean, you have actual proof, and before presenting that proof you give them every chance in the world to just come clean, but they insist on bullshitti...
Posted by benny on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 02:32:00 PST

This means WAR!!!!!

Gentlemen, at approximately nine oclock last night, a small scouting force was sent into the vicinity of my liver. Theyve not been heard from. A rescue force was dispatched, but they, too, have been...
Posted by benny on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

they have all lied......

everyhing they've told you was a lie.......there is no truth down a yellow brick road, or a mythical city where the streets are lined with gold!
Posted by benny on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST