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Mr. Rogers

This movie is gonna make House Party look like House Party 2, or House Party 3, Shut the fuck up!

About Me

Me llamo Carlos, that is Spanish for my name is Brandon for all of you non bilingual communist bastards! Wait I am not bilingual, by my rationale does that make me communist? And yes I know Carlos is not Spanish for Brandon, I am not retarded. You know what I think, fuck that! Well I am a grilled cheese sandwich, or white on the outside yellow on the inside and by inside I mean the cheese and by yellow I mean asian, now if that analogy was too much to comprehend and caused your brain to start bleeding out your ears then go get some tissue and wipe it up. I love all of the twinkies out there, the asians that are white on the inside. But I love everyone so don't feel left out if you aren't a twinkie. Well here is a little bit about me, I am originally from Concord and spent most of my life growing up in Fairfield. Right now I am going to Sac State and I am a business major. I am part Indian, wait fuck we like to be called native american don't we? Whatever. You know I am pretty much laid back and a little eccentric on occassion, if you know me then you would know that. Pretty much I just try and have a good time and make people laugh. If you don't like to laugh then go back to that Nazi loving country that you came from, damn I am part German! Love You Guys, there really isn't anything wrong with me, well I guess we won't know for sure until I get those tests back from that research center.

My Interests

I have a lot of interests but I am too wasted to tell you what they are. I really enjoy music and interacting with strange individuals whom I have never met before. But seriously I am interested in music, asians, history, and balloons full of Colombian heroin. I just enjoy being around my friends and having a good time, there is no single thing that defines what having a good time entails, I go with the flow of things, or attempt to at least.

I'd like to meet:


I have already met her

My Extended Family

Mimi

SVEK

Stephen

Nebraska John

Pietro

Sam

Kurt Fucking Sanga

Ryan Fucking Lemley

Tim

Melissa

Sicilian Chris

Charise

Alan

Johanna

Romanian Denisa

Jasmine

Iris!

Trent

John G

Stiffy!

Ari

Claire

Laurieal

Reggie

Ricky

Josh

Mark

Jason

Jessie

Jimmy

Serf

Michael Buck

Elise

Esteban

Hackett

C-Foy

Skeety B

Chris P

David

Colin

View All of My Friends

Music:

A Life Once Lost, Agony Scene, Armor For Sleep, As I Lay Dying, Atreyu, August Burns Red, Between the Buried and Me, The Black Dahlia Murder, Burt Bacharach, Bury Your Dead, Burzum, Children of Bodom, Chiodos, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Decapitated, Derek and the Dominos, Devil Wears Prada, Dimmu Borgir, Earth Wind and Fire, Emery, Eric Clapton, From Autumn To Ashes, Haste The Day, In Flames, Jimi Hendrix, Journey, Killswitch Engage, Lamb of God, Led Zeppelin, Linkin Park, Marvin Gaye, Necrophagist, One Last Embrace, Pantera, Pink Floyd, Powerman 5000, Queen, Rifles At Recess, Rob Zombie, Senses Fail, Sepultura, Shadows Fall, Shiny Toy Guns, Smashing Pumpkins, Stutterfly, System of a Down, Taking Back Sunday, Three Days Grace, Thrice, Through the Eyes of the Dead, Tony Danza Tap Dance, Extavaganza, Tool, Trivium, Underoath, The Used

Movies:

Kill Bill, Kill Bill 2, Boondock Saints, Pulp Fiction, Sin City , Be Cool, Lord of the Rings (All Three), Saving Private Ryan, Black Hawk Down, Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, Braveheart, Gladiator, Meet The Fockers, Rush Hour 2, Suicide Club, Samurai X, The Last Samurai, Road to Perdition, Oceans 11, Friday, Next Friday, Bad Santa, Friday Night Lights, Varsity Blues, Office Space, Dodgeball, Anchorman, Old School, Tommy Boy, The Ladies Man, Super Troopers, Eurotrip, Roadtrip, Trading Places, Scary Movie, Scary Movie 2, Stir Crazy, Bad Boys 2, Austin Powers (All Three), Wedding Singer, Anger Management, Team America, Willow, Willy Wonka, Goonies, Bourne Supremacy, Fight Club, Seven, Red Dragon, Armageddon, Seven Samurai, Mystic River, Training Day, Man on Fire, Kingdom of Heaven, Star Wars Episode 3, Wedding Crashers, 40 Year Old Virgin, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, King Kong, Chronicles of Narnia, Red Eye, A History of Violence, Lord of War, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Waiting, Lucky Number Slevin

Television:

24, Family Guy, CSI, Lost, Samurai Champloo, House, Futurama, Scooby Doo

Books:

Da Vinci Code, Angels & Demons, Rule of Four, The Historian, 47 Ronin, Dantes Inferno, The Odyssey

My Blog

ROBERT!

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Posted by Mr. Rogers on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 12:00:00 PST

Antique Roadshow Bitch!

Poor Scott and my poor fucking carpet. ..>...
Posted by Mr. Rogers on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 07:35:00 PST

Jack in the Box and shots in the mouth!

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Posted by Mr. Rogers on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 01:21:00 PST

Orgy or something like that

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Posted by Mr. Rogers on Mon, 29 May 2006 10:11:00 PST

Cinco de Mayo

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Posted by Mr. Rogers on Mon, 08 May 2006 11:09:00 PST

hXc bDon & Kristen at a show

This is a true story, enjoy it. ...
Posted by Mr. Rogers on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 07:20:00 PST

I'm Going To Miss You Guys

Two of my best friends, John and Charise have moved to Omaha, Nebraska. I feel like shit knowing that the two of them are gone, I have known John for a lot longer then Charise but they are two of the ...
Posted by Mr. Rogers on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 10:31:00 PST

So what do you think of the new look?

What is your opinion on my new look? About 95% of people think I look gay so yeah.
Posted by Mr. Rogers on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 01:35:00 PST

The Used split up!

Just kidding! I would be too depressed to post a blog if that happenend. Well okay so we are going to have a little survey to decide who is better. I want you to choose between Bert McCracken (The Use...
Posted by Mr. Rogers on Mon, 12 Sep 2005 10:30:00 PST

Good Times

So yesterday I am at home getting all stressed out because I am losing in fantasy football and my best wide receiver just got injured and is out for the season. Well I am working on some homework at t...
Posted by Mr. Rogers on Mon, 12 Sep 2005 10:22:00 PST