The greatest day of my life:
He likes to eat vegetables
he can't dance at all
and when he sees a pretty girl
he's likely to trip and fall
They call him Serf
they call him stud
he thinks he's cool
but he's a dud
never wears a raincoat in the rain
'cause he's a rebel, he breaks the law
but he never swares or drinks
and most of all, he loves his ma.
Philosophical and witty,
he's the archetype of an ideal man
with his creativity and charm
he'll make any crowd cheer and stand
He's got tons of motivation
a lot of places he'd like to go
but if he'll ever do anything
as of yet...he doesn't know
He doesn't have IM
he thinks myspace is a drug
but he's so addicted
he might just be in love
If you'd like to meet him
there's a few things you should know
he's sensitive, liberal, and straight-edge
and he thinks Bush really blows
I said serf--Oh yeah
Mystery and intrigue unite,
Even when he's wrong he's right
I said serf--Oh yeah
irresistable, and modest too
aren't you glad you're you?
I go to the JC....
In my spare time I work, and sleep, and write, and sing, and act, and draw, and work out (sporadically), and maybe play guitar. I'm just happy to be alive ever since july 31st 2007. Read my Blog for details; "Wear Your Seat Belts."
If I could meet God, there are a few things I'd like to ask him:Who am I? Why am I so good looking? What makes someone good looking? What's wrong with being fat? Why am I so skinny?Why did I work at Jamba Juice? Why don't they recycle? Why do they have so many rules? Why can't I be in their commercials? Why don't they have commercials?Why don't we say "Serf is in your extended family?" Because "Network" sounds so rigid and unfeeling. We are all brothers and sisters, they say, after all. But if that's true then there's alot of incest a'happenin'.I would really like to meet an alien. Or myself in a parallel universe. We could wrestle. We would be best friends! And I'd only have to work half as hard. But I'd need to feed myself. So maybe I'd have to work harder. If I kill him is it suicide?Why am I here? Why not somewhere else? Is it random?How many licks does it really take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Does it vary?How old are you?Have you ever had a girlfriend?When will I die? Will it hurt? I don't wanna get old. But I will. Maybe it won't be so bad. I don't know. You're old. But not decrepit. I don't want to ride around in a wheelchair. I don't want to go senile. Losing your mind is a scary thought. Although if you do I suppose you won't be able to think about it clearly anymore. Maybe crazy people are the only sane ones. As long as they don't wanna kill people, or anything....Is Myspace a sin? Will it rule the world one day? Will everyone on Earth eventually have one? If it's someone else's "myspace" should we call it "theirspace"? Then shouldn't myspace.com be ourspace.com? Then everything else would make alot more sense. Then we could call our own page "myspace."Do you ever get bored?Could you lower gas prices for us, please? Maybe do away with cars altogether. We could all drive horses or llamas. But that's kind of cruel. I'm sure we wouldn't like being used as a means of transportation if little monkeys ruled the world and used us as we would a horse.Did you know I was going to ask all these questions?Do you know everything?Do you have a sense of humor? Why is church, or at least the ones I've been to, so boring and close-minded? I like you, God, but I can't understand why church is so dull. Didn't you invent comedy? Or is that the devil's work? Is it okay to laugh in church, or smile, or have a good time and not be so uptight? Did you want us to be serious? How come when there's a bad singer who does a solo at church, no one tells him? Does that mean it's alright to lie? "You did a GREAT job up there, Bob." I thought lying was a sin. Why do they call them white lies? Isn't that an oxymoron? How can you tell when it's a white lie?Is there such thing as fate?What's my middle name? Just testin' ya.Will I ever find peace and solace?Do you speak every language?Is English your favorite?What really happens when you enter a black hole?Should I eat apples?Will anyone read this?
