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HughJaas

I just learned to play a new instrument: The Butt Trumpet!!

About Me


*FRESH UPDATES AS OF 3/2008*
Hey Home-Skillets! You can find me at one of my Favorite Hangouts:
*The Dunes
*China Ditch
*Alcoa
*** I like to lay in a pile of bubble wrap,
AND THEN I CALL RED HOT ***
I collect: Spore Blossoms, Tins of Hoof Cream, Red High Heels.
Likes: Warm Splashes of Bath Water, Silk & Lace Thongs, Bag Balm Facials, and Zim's Crack Cream on my Diaper Area.
*I enjoy the TV commercial of 'Toby the Yellow Labrador' doing "His Cool New Trick" of scooting! wheeee! You GO Toby!
I can top it though--I can scoot and play the butt trumpet at the same time!
Dislikes: Chafing, bad smells, my fake cousin baby daddyFavorite Foods: Nutty Cheese Surprise, Sizzlean, Cherry Popsicles!
Fears: Cattle Prods, Spanking Sticks, The Boo.
Favorite Quotes:
"SHAKE IT DON'T BREAK IT!"
"Judge not, lest ye be judged."
I play it cool, and dig all jive
Thats the reason I stay alive...
My motto is to "live and learn
Dig, and be dug, in return!" --Langston Hughes
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My Interests


*Visiting friends' houses, and Scooting on their carpet...
*Coating myself in Velveeta, then washing the dishes...
*Arranging my pantie drawer...
*Playing with sparklers...
PS. Knute Rocks!

I'd like to meet:

*Buckley's Angel
*Luann Platter
*The Jackalope
*YOU*

QUOTE: For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free? Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage-- WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!


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Music:


"Chick Habit" by April March (Death Proof)
"Thigh-High(Wanna Grip Your Hips & Move)"
"Baby Got Back"
"Hit Me With Your Wide Receiver"
"Shake Your Booty"
"Camel Toe"

Movies:

I LOVE BOOKS AND MOVIES! WATCH HERE for my Movie Reviews!

Television:

*Spike Feresten's
*IDIOT* *PAPARAZZI*

Books:

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Heroes:

Me!
You, of course