MySpace Icons I'm a thinker. i think about everything. for example dogs, they say hello by smelling eachothers butts. of all the ways to say hello they smell butts. you may think its dumb but i think its genius. i mean think of all the knowledge that can be obtained from someones butt. aliens have learned all they need to know just from shoving things up there. I like to plan for the future. i have a great collection of swords, knives and other sharp objects because i believe that someday underground molepeople are gonna try to take over the world and the only way to stop them will be to stab them with my cool stuff. I'm also very inquisitive. you say all sounds are made from vibrations, so i ask "if this be true, then what vibrates when you fart?" But when i'm not doing all the things that make me, me I'm usually asking myself questions like "could a candy shop called 'Put This In Your Mouth' ever be successful?" or "How can a guy who has never smoked weed a day in his life come up with stupid shit like this?"*
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Eric
Birthday: 6-3-86
Birthplace: some hospital
Current Location: on the computer
Eye Color: Army- green
Hair Color: Army- black
Height: Army- 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: i kill with both hands
Your Heritage: Irish and stuff
The Shoes You Wore Today: my walking around shoes
Your Weakness: things that are stronger than me
Your Fears: i fear nothing!
Your Perfect Pizza: the one i ate lastnight
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: i would like to become so strong that i could do three pushups at the same time
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: i can make bubbles in the pool with out having my head under the water
Thoughts First Waking Up: it's hammer time!
Your Best Physical Feature: the pool water bubble maker
Your Bedtime: i'll sleep when i'm dead
Your Most Missed Memory: the one i forgot
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: i don't like tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: i'm tired of this survey
Cappuccino or Coffee: shut up
Do you Smoke: no, shut up
Do you Swear: try not to
Do you Sing: Yes
Do you Shower Daily: no, weekly
Have you Been in Love: yes, but she was a goat, so it could never work
Do you want to go to College: yeah
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: i think so
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: yes, very, sometimes i wish i was a girl so i could date me.
Are you a Health Freak: no, do some pushups!
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes, they are a great time to attack
Do you play an Instrument: the butt trumpet
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: i think people who drink and smoke do it to try to be cool in front of their friends....
In the past month have you Smoked: ...if that's what it takes for you to be cool then i feel sorry for you...
In the past month have you been on Drugs: ...it takes a lot of guts to be yourself and say no, but people will like you just as much and respect you more cause of it.........thank you and good night.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no time, i've been working 8 days a week
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: hmmm, no
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: yes, into the sea
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: only cause my clothes were on fire
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no, steeling is bad, and wrong. there should be a new stronger word for that, like badwrong, or badong.
Ever been Drunk: no, that's badong too!
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: never!
Ever Shoplifted: i shoplifted a penny off the floor once.
How do you want to Die: on the toilet, so that everyone will know that i died happy.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a TOYS-R-US kid
What country would you most like to Visit: Zimbabwe, just cause i think it's a cool word
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: don't care
Height: about this tall -
Weight: fat, fat, fat! lol just play'en
Best Clothing Style: ninja clothes
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: a lot
Number of Piercings: me? none
Number of Tattoos: none yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: nothing
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Car Bombs Planted: Eleven
Favorite Weapon Shank
Arms Broken: Fourteen
Eyes Gouged: Thirty
Tongues Cut Off: Eleven
Biggest Enemy: Knuckle Bruiser
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