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About Me

Let's see here. I'm a Paranoid Schizophrenic coupled with a Multiple Personality Disorder. That pretty much tells you how messed in the head I am. Mostly I spend my time fighting with the voice in my head Harry. You see, if I take meds like my doctor wants me to, I won't have Harry anymore. That would be good, right? Wrong. You see, when I take the meds I get really lonely. I need friends. Oh wait! I'm not up to that section yet. Ok, so as I was saying, I get lonely. Anyway, I'm at home right now cause I broke both my legs jumping off the roof of my house. You see I can fly. Really I can. I just must not have wanted to at that time. Sucks for me. Well I hope you are all safe while I'm stuck in here instead of fighting off the dragons and demons that plauge NYC. I hope to be out saving you all soon. Until then be careful.

My Interests

Killing off the Dragons and Demons that are taking over NYC. Finding the princess. Harry, the voice in my head, shutting the hell up.

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet everyone so that I have enough friends that I can start taking meds. Please add me and write. I'll write back. What else am I going to do. Like I said I'm home sitting on my ass. Damn my legs itch. It really sucks when you have an itch underneath a cast. Maybe if I open up that wire hanger. Maybe...

Music:

Video provided by Videos For Myspace!! Anything that makes me trip out harder while having a psychotic episode. Like stuff with a lot of reverb or trancy stuff. Also stuff you can scream to.

Movies:

Pi, 12 Monkeys, Fight Club. Do you have any suggestions?

Books:

I've never finished one. As I read, my mind takes over and takes me to another place. Man that T.V. Guide is a hard read.

My Blog

This is an authentic psychological test.

This is an authentic psychological test. It is a story about a girl. While at a funeral of her mother, she met a man whom she did not know. She thought he was amazing, her dream guy, an...
Posted by Crazy Uncle John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My search for the princess continues with this...

Saturday morning I woke up with the sun. I doned my battle gear and headed out into Manhattan. I decided to head to the tallest mountain in the area, The Empire State Mountain. Within the mountain ...
Posted by Crazy Uncle John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I have risen again!!!

From the depths of the darkness, from the prison of my cell, I have been released and cast back upon the world to continue my task. The plaster that wrapped my legs has come off and I am free to roam...
Posted by Crazy Uncle John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

This is a message I sent to the profile 'Fakesters United'

You remind me of the Fakester Revolution. Just like the revolution, what are you doing to improve the status and well being of Fakesters? You don't post. You haven't added any new pics to your roll...
Posted by Crazy Uncle John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I posted this, but here it is for all my newer friends.

Okay, here's what you do. Copy this entirely, and paste it into a new bulletin. Change all of the answers so that they apply to you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little facts about y...
Posted by Crazy Uncle John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

If you want to hear about all my adventures

one of the best ways is to go to the pages of each of my friends and read the comments I leave them. I try to make sure that I leave them a comment within 48 hrs of adding them, so if someone doesn't...
Posted by Crazy Uncle John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Yesterdays Doctor appointment

Well, I got a clear bill of health. I'm in tip top shape. Oh yeah, i almost forgot, except for the fact that my mind is melting at a rate of 1,000,000 brain cells a minute, I'm in tip top shape. Da...
Posted by Crazy Uncle John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My quest continues

My journeys have taken me to lands far across this country and even into the land known as Can-a-Duh. Alas, I still search for the NYC princess. Many have assisted me on my quest. I have thus recie...
Posted by Crazy Uncle John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

You all need to see my reply to a post I found this morning. Unbelievable!

WHY?!? WHY would you make a wand for summoning demons? What is wrong with you? Have you not read my page? Have you not read my testimonials on my friends pages? Do you not know that my quest is to fig...
Posted by Crazy Uncle John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Must...Write...

down... pain in head... What is Happening? No... not hARRY again. He is taking over my... mind. Arrrrrgh!................................................... ....... aH-hEM. yeS, yES, iT is i. i j...
Posted by Crazy Uncle John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST