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Agent 47

trying is the first step towards failure

About Me



My cat, fluffin nuts!

My Interests

stealing pennies out of the take a penny/leave a penny dish at 7-11

I'd like to meet:



people of common interests, Stephen Colbert and Chris Hansen (unless I'm involved in one of his sting ops!)

Music:

SOAD, Damageplan/Pantera (RIP Dime), Modest Mouse (thanks to my lovely girlfriend), Weezer, Killswitch Engage, Mindless Self Indulgence, Johnny Cash, Velvet Revolver, Ice Cube, Beatles, Elvis, Postal Service, Slipknot, Tenacious D may be the best band in the world, Thompson Twins (HOLD ME NOW!), U2, Van Halen- not Van-Haggar!, White Zombie, Red Hot Chili Peppers sans Navarro, Oasis, Korn, Chevelle, Billy Idol, and D-Kwon's Dance Beats

Movies:

Equilibrium, American Psycho, Batman Begins, Shaft, Ultimate Avengers 1 & 2, Saw, Halloween series even though I know there's little to no continuity, Friday the 13th, Mall Rats, Clerks, Pulp Fiction, Trading Place, Superman Returns, X-Men trilogy, Spider-Man too! High Fidelity, Grandma's Boy, Joe Dirt, Envy, Screwed, Dirty Work, Half Baked, Friday, Happy Gilmore, Edward Scissorhands, Fantastic 4, Freddy vs Jason, Donnie Darko, A Christmas Story, Bad Santa, Brain Candy, Orange County, Shallow Hal, School of Rock! Anchorman, SHAUN OF THE DEAD!Sin City, American History X, Blow, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Kung Pow, Toy Story, Shrek, Almost Famous, Super Troopers, Commando!Se7en, House of 1k corpses, How the Grinch Stole X-mas, Cabin Fever, Made, Office Space, Evil Dead/Army of Darkness, Dawn of the Dead (both!) Bad Taste, Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill, Bubba Ho-Tep, Battle Royale, Idle Hands...yeah, I watch movies. I could keep going. that's kind of sad :(

Television:

south park, family guy, simpsons, grounded for life, daily show, colbert report, history and discovery channel in general except for thier gay shows about midget families.

Books:

I own many leather bound books. and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

Heroes:

Chris Hansen, my left hand.

My Blog

from the deep south

so, I'm in Mississippi now. so far so good. it's hot here. not unbearable, but more than I'm used to. I have to start work tomorrow. bah. I haven't had to get up early in nearly two weeks. I miss th...
Posted by Agent 47 on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 04:48:00 PST

more than meets the eye

Transformers fucking rocks. seriously. go see it. you won't be dissappointed. well, you may be if your blind. otherwise, you're good to go.
Posted by Agent 47 on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 12:52:00 PST

Watch IT! this is the most important video you'll ever see (come one, come all!)

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7866929448192753501& amp;q=loose+change
Posted by Agent 47 on Fri, 25 May 2007 08:59:00 PST

how do you handle this scenario?

the zombie apocalypse has come. not those running zombie bastards from 28 Days Later, but those slow fuckers from Dawn of the Dead. what do you do? do you hole up? where? run? what weapons do you util...
Posted by Agent 47 on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 01:23:00 PST

they exist (long video)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsLj2ScRkFo
Posted by Agent 47 on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 10:04:00 PST

blister!

I got a weird blister on the end of my thumb because I pinched it today at work between some steal. should I pop it or let it go away naturally?
Posted by Agent 47 on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 03:33:00 PST

sunday bloody sunday

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=111184 check that link out. someone with some great intuitiveness and time clipped together various George Bush clips to make him sing the classic U2 song...
Posted by Agent 47 on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 09:36:00 PST

maximum overdrive

ever seen Maximum Overdrive? it was a Stephen King novel turned poor 80's horror movie with Emelio Estevez battling evil machinery gone awry. hell, a Pepsi vending maching kills an entire little leagu...
Posted by Agent 47 on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 06:53:00 PST

chipotle!

Jessica and I were just driving around today and found a Chipotle in East Lansing. that fucking rules. I thought they were only in texas.
Posted by Agent 47 on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 07:11:00 PST

unicycle

Jess and I were on our way to the movie theater and we saw this dude on a unicycle. it was awesome. she got some pictures of him [to be posted later]. it was hilarious. we saw Benchwarmers. it was pre...
Posted by Agent 47 on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 07:40:00 PST