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Jared

I don't even know what that means, Jared!

About Me

Okay, I'll finally put something about myself. Born and raised in Michigan, that's where I lived my whole life--Until-after graduating from WMU with a degree in English: Creative Writing-I packed up my car with everything that could fit and moved to California. Crazy. Yes, I'm crazy, but it's a quiet kind of crazy. Mainly, I'm known by most as simply a nice guy. "He's a nice guy." "You're such a nice guy." So I've decided to no longer be a nice guy. Now I'm a mean guy. Grrr. Anger boiling. You're stupid. I take that back. You're not stupid. You seem very intelligent. Perhaps you lack in common sense if you're still reading this or maybe you're just bored. I guess I'm back to being a nice guy again. Must be my nature or something
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How well do you know history?

You are brilliant, much like Socrates!
You have a natural knack for history and are known for your wisdom, especially when it comes to history. Like Socrates, you ''live to seek the truth'' that is out there.
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My Interests

Here's a shot of the production "My Bus Stop" that I worked on. I'm easy to spot, standing on the apple box ready to cue B-Tip (the actor in the bus) to stop during the shot. Check out http://www.mybusstopfilm.com/index.htm for more info on this short film. Creative meetings out here in Hollywood can be tough.
You Are Kermit
Hi, ho! Lovable and friendly, you get along well with everyone you know.
You're a big thinker, and sometimes you over think life's problems.
Don't worry - everyone know's it's not easy being green.
Just remember, time's fun when you're having flies! The Muppet Personality Test
You are Superman Superman 95% Spider-Man 90% Supergirl 65% Robin 65% The Flash 65% Batman 55% Hulk 50% Wonder Woman 35% Green Lantern 15% Catwoman 0% Iron Man 0% You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
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What kind of candy are you? Quiz

Snickers
Nutty and gooey - you always satisfy.
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You scored as Disappear. Your death will be by disappearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you never returned from. Always remeber that one guy who was hiking alone and got in a rock slide. He could have died, but he cut his own hand off to save himself. Don't end up like him (or worse, dead).

Disappear


87%

Bomb


67%

Suicide


53%

Natural Causes


47%

Posion


33%

Accident


20%

Cut Throat


20%

Drowning


20%

Stabbed


13%

Gunshot


13%

Suffocated


7%

Eaten


7%

Disease


0%
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.. You scored as Colossus. Colossus is the strongest X-Man physically. His love for his family and his sister Illiana make him strong. Although he can be prone to fits of rage, he has a big heart under that organic steel skin. Powers: Can change his skin into organic steel making him nearly invunerable and exponentially increasing his strength

Colossus


80%

Jean Grey


80%

Wolverine


80%

Rogue


70%

Gambit


65%

Iceman


60%

Nightcrawler


60%

Emma Frost


60%

Storm


55%

Beast


45%

Cyclops


30%
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You Are 40% Normal
While some of your behavior is quite normal...
Other things you do are downright strange
You've got a little of your freak going on
But you mostly keep your weirdness to yourself How Normal Are You?

What Classic Movie Are You?
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What Famous Leader Are You?
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What pickup line are you destined to use?

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good!
Suck up! But t least you *try* to flatter

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Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle are You?

Leonardo
You're mature and get the job done. You are a natural born leader, and normally want to be the better of the group. You take your job seriously. You must! It may NOT be a game. When you select a sport, or something you want to do, you train continueously, constantly trying to perfect it. You're always prepared for a challenge, and are normally found one step ahead of your enemies. Loving family more than life itself, you are a good friend, and can be depended on at all times.

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What South Park Character Are You? !PICTURES!

Chef
You're an original PIMP! You know your way with the ladies/gents and you know how to satify. Everyone likes you and you like everyone.

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Which F.R.I.E.N.D.S. Cast Member are you? (pics!)

Ross
You are Mr. Smarty!!! This may come off as nerdy sometimes, but you can also be quite charming!!

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What Specific Sport Are You?

Basketball
YOU ARE BASKETBALL! you like to shoot sum hoops after school with your buds

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What Flavor Ice Cream Are You

Chocolate Chip
You Are Chocolate Chip Ice Cream You are kind, popular, and generous. You tend to be successful at anything you try. A social butterfly, you are great at entertaining a crowd. You are most compatible with strawberry ice cream.

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What Is your Career Going to Be?

Artistic
Your Career Type is Artistic. You are expressive, original, and independent. Your talents lie in your artistic abilities: creative writing, drama, crafts, music, or art. You would make an excellent: Actor, Art Teacher, Book Editor, Clothes Designer, Comedian, Composer, Dancer, DJ, Graphic Designer, Illustrator, Musician, and Sculptor. The worst career options for your are conventional careers, like bank teller or secretary.

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This poor lonely fetus looked so sad and lonely I just had to adopt him from FetusMart! Awe, come .. saying that. I love you, little guy.

Music:

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Movies:

Monty Python Movies, Crash, Labrynth, Run Lola Run, Adaptation, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Office Space, Shawn of the Dead, Sour Grapes, Batman Begins, Dead Poets Society, Shawshank Redemption, As Good as it Gets, Night of the Living Dead (the original black and white one), Batman, Dream Team, Star Wars Trilogy (the original, although I enjoy the new trilogy as well), all 3 Indiana Jones movies, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Kevin Smith movies (except Jersey Girl-not a terrible movie, but nothing special and doesn't count anyway), I could keep going, but why?

Television:

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Books:

The Chronicles of Amber, Lord of the Rings, Gone With the Wind, Works of Shakespeare, Anthem, Huckleberry Finn, Pet Cemetery, Bible, Plato's books of Socrates, Andersen's Fairy Tales, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep . . . to name a few good or interesting reads that stick out in my mind.

My Blog

Aural (Feature Screenplay) - Teaser

FADE IN: Smoke rises from incense as we super the titles.  Celtic jewelry hangsfrom shelves. There is a massage table. A series of men appear on andthen fade from the table.    &...
Posted by Jared on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 03:42:00 PST

Each Morning

Each Morning Each morning I hear the buzz of my alarm I can never find the snooze fast enough The sun feels no shame, peeking in my bedroom window Why didn't I close the shades? I feel shame in being...
Posted by Jared on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 12:58:00 PST

Shoe Shine

No deodorant for me today I ran all out yesterday I've wrinkles in my best blue shirt They're under the black polish stains No clean-shaved face to bear for you But worn, ragged strings drag from my c...
Posted by Jared on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 09:12:00 PST

Good Words From Corinthians; Bad Ones From Me

Valentine's Day has come Words of love must be found Love is patient, but it better come quick When this time of year rolls around Love is kind, but a lover not loved today Will make you wonder where ...
Posted by Jared on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 05:52:00 PST

Prove My Love

Must I prove my love, my love To quiet your deep fears, my love? I do not wish you worry, love You'll never lose my love, my love It is stronger than Hercules, my love More powerful than Zeus But sinc...
Posted by Jared on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 10:12:00 PST

J. D. Vine

I apologize for not posting in a while.  I've been busy managing the submissions to J. D. Vine Publications for "The Creative Writer" fiction and poetry contests. For those of you who don't ...
Posted by Jared on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 05:40:00 PST

J. D. Vine

I apologize for not posting in a while.  I've been busy managing the submissions to J. D. Vine Publications for "The Creative Writer" fiction and poetry contests. For those of you who don't ...
Posted by Jared on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 06:05:00 PST

The Dragon

The dragon folds its wings alone And lies its giant, armored body On a pile of gold and gems and silver That would glitter and sparkle and shine If there were light, but there is none The dragon lives...
Posted by Jared on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 03:19:00 PST

Tiny Rocks and Tiny Shells

Tiny rocks and tiny shells Pounded by the ocean's waves Beaten by the falling rains Hounded by relentless winds Tiny rocks and tiny shells Worn down by the years on earth Worn 'round and under people'...
Posted by Jared on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 12:40:00 PST

Faith

Shaky were my hands Trembling fingers grasped What wasn't enough To get me through   But I let go and watched What little I had disappear Leaving only a promise That somehow I'd get through &nb...
Posted by Jared on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 04:45:00 PST