There, happy bitches? Shit's different, stuff got changed, and I finally gave into all you whiners who cried because I never bothered to change my page. So shut up about it already. So uhh, yeah... I'm Jerod, and you are looking at my share of the heroine like website addiction known as MySpace. Congrats, you've nothing better to do. I currently work at a restaurant themed after the WORST SONG IN HUMAN HISTORY, it's called Cheeseburger in Paradise. The song itself was written by the one and only Prince of Darkness, Jimmy FUCKING Buffet. How do I know that Jimmy Buffet is the Devil? Who else would have the balls to outright claim himself as "The King of Somewhere Hot" (HELL?) not to mention that he's also a "Cultural Infidel" or some shit along those lines. So anyway, fuck him, back to me. I work there, and I also plan on going to the Michigan Motion Picture Institute sometime next fall. The ultimate plan is to be a Movie Director, that way I can bitch about shitty movies and make my own at the same time. Hey, at least my dream is cooler than yours. I'm a proud native of Kalamazoo, but I currently live in Sterling Heights. Which... isn't exactly as cool, but most of the people out here are pretty decent. And finally... I'm a movie/ video game/ and comic book nerd, if you've got anything to say about that, I'll be forced to use my Irish Kung Fu, it's call "Fhuk Yu," it mostly consists of Head butting and kicking people while they're down.
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