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!HANS HOFFMAN!

A lui, je suis invisible...

About Me


Imperfection - Absolute Perfection.
COLLEEN [CAH-LEEN] Scotch-Irish; noun: Female -
Simply outlandish, man-eating, super freak, mess of a human with an eclectic twist of passion, spontaneity, and energy... grotesquely upbeat and hyperactive.
Suffers from an advanced case of Insomnia.
Feeds on green tea, strawberries, honey, and chocolate.
Obsesses over Christian Bale and a vast repertoir of music.
Attends Naropa University. (aka Mo'Dope-a, No-soapa, etc)
Loves school, bubble baths, non-uglies,
endulging in lewd acts with attractive (of age) adults.
Hates unmotivated/Self destructive/fat/lazy people, females who refuse to shower or shave, and lack of healthy food in the fridge.
Has an ongoing fling with two men (Ben and Jerry).
Midnight Blue Hair and multi-colored eyes.
Extraordinary, yet simple...
Taboo.
Enjoys tattoo and graffiti art, tarot cards, shooting stars, walking Roux the dog, fitness related activities, the tea house, climbing mountains, & exploring / experiencing the world in every way imaginable.-Colleen Johnston Campbell-
You Are Destined to Rule the World
You have the makings of a very evil dictator...
Which is both kind of cool and kind of scary!
Will you rule the world? Maybe. Maybe not.
But at least you know that you could. Are You Destined For World Domination?
"We are the movers and the shakers of the world forever, it seems."

IM me: Cold Blood C


Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"I dunno, press the button and find out." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?
Your Deadly Sins
Greed: 10%
Lust: 100%
Envy: 60%
Gluttony: 10%
Sloth: 60%
Wrath: 90%
Pride: 40%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 69% How Sinful Are You?
You Are Death
You symbolize the end, which can be frightening.
But you also symbolize the immortality of the soul.
You represent transformation, rebirth of a new life.
Sweeping away the past is part of this card, as painful as it may be.
Your fortune:
This card does not predict death itself.
Instead it foreshadows the ending of an era of your life, one that is hard to let go of.
But with the future great new things will come, and it's time to embrace them.
Mourn for a while, but then face the future with humility and courage. What Tarot Card Are You?
You Should Rule Saturn
You are perfect to rule Saturn because like its rings, you don't always follow the rules of nature.
And like Saturn, to really be able to understand you, someone delve far beyond your appearance.
What Planet Should You Rule?
You Are a Hunter Soul
A true leader. You are driven and ambitious - totally self motiviated to succeed
Actively working to acheive what you want, you are skillful in many areas.
You are a natural predator with strong instincts ... and more than a little demanding.
You are creative, energetic, and an extremely powerful force.
You tend to have an explosive personality, but also a good sense of humor.
People sometimes see you as arrogant or a know it all.
You tend to be a bit of a loner, though you hate to be alone.
What Kind of Soul Are You?
What Your Soul Really Looks Like
You are a very grounded, responsible, and realistic person. People may not want to hear the truth from you, but they're going to get it.
People see you as larger than life and a bit overwhelming at times.
You do not fall in love easily. You are selective and honest with your feelings. Inside the Room of Your Soul
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My Interests

I enjoy breaking my mind, piecing it back together, drinking tea, Traveling, working out vigorously, playing a wide array sports, watching sports, running, editing photography, making movies, editing movies, psychoanalyzing and critiquing, letting my mind wander, writing, READING, lighting stuff on fire, blowing stuff up, shooting things, pool hopping, beach bonfires, laughing, chillin with my family and friends, nudie parties, nakie missions, kickin ass, going crazy, and just being me. That's barely the tip of the iceburg.

REALITY CHECK...

"Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can only read the title." -Virginia Woolf

I'd like to meet:

The creator of ZEN CEREAL, Trungpa, Master Cheng Man-ch'ing, Andrew Weil, the Dali Lama, Jermaine Rogers, Kat Von D, Susan Powter, Sheri Moon Zombie, Rob Zombie, CHRISTIAN BALE, MYSELF in five years.

Music:

LOUD STUFF. Metal, Industrial, Alternative, Experimental, TRIP HOP, Electronica, etc. Ask me.

Movies:

House of 1000 Corpses - The Devil's Rejects - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou - The Royal Tenenbaums - Monty Python - SUPERSIZE ME - Riding Giants - The Graduate - Gladiator - Braveheart - all of the BATMAN movies - Amelie - Benny and Joon - Garden State - Play Misty for Me - What Dreams May Come - Waking Life - all of the STAR WARS movies - Indiana Jones - Interview with a Vampire - Predator 1 and 2 - Alien - LOTR - Narnia - NANNY McPHEE - High Anxiety - Spaceballs - Just Friends - sooooooooo many more.

Television:

LOST and Miami Ink. TV is overrated, really.

Books:

The Universe According to Dr. Einstein, DMT: Spirit Guide, Ender's Game, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, 1000 Tattoos, Honoring the Medicine, Lord of the Rings (Including the Hobbit!), Harry Potter (of course!!!), The Universe in a Nutshell, Touch the Top of the World, The Da Vinci Code, Angels and Demons, Digital Fortress, ALL of Shakespeare's plays (especially MacBeth, Romeo and Juliet, and The Merchant of Venice... all of which I've read over 5 times), The Marilyn Monroe Biography (what a fake bitch!), The John Lennon Biography (Genius).

Heroes:

Lovers, fighters, friends, enemies... people who made me who I am. Could I be more cliché?? uhhh I'm my own hero, I suppose.

My Blog

I am awesome.

So, I spent my Friday afternoon moving my room around. We finally ditched the bunk beds and so I have my own corner of the room that I share with Lorrin. We rearranged the living room too. Now, y...
Posted by !HANS HOFFMAN! on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 06:18:00 PST