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For the win!

About Me

I like to go out to restaurants and pretend that it's my birthday. My favorite thing is driving around town blasting metal music and screaming profanities at tourists. People who don't laugh scare me. I enjoy staying up all night prank calling random people. Sometimes pumping gas into my car makes me nervous; so I usually make my friends do it for me. I love my pet chinchilla, Sir Chincey the Grey, more than all of the unsolved mysteries of the world combined! Yup, that pretty much sums me up. If you're still reading this shit, maybe it'd be best if you IMed me (InFeCtIoUsLaUgH7) or just found me on Facebook. Also, find me on YouTUBE under the username "Wowzees."

My Interests

Film, music, traveling, comedy, the beach, cars, friends, dating, and shopping.

I'd like to meet:

A straight guy who is willing to have a threesome with me and another straight guy.Myspace Graphics
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Music:

Peaches, Journey, Sting & the Police, Billy Joel, Static X, Kansas, Infusion, 311, Three 6 Mafia, Sublime, Madonna, Daft Punk, Snoop Dogg, Mariah Carey, Femme Fatality, Tears For Fears, etc...

Movies:

Borat, Don't Be a Menace, Edward Scissorhands, The Game, A Clockwork Orange, Zoolander, Old School, Blow, Donnie Darko, Natural Born Killers, The Departed, Superman (new HD), cKy (all), Talladega Nights, The Virgin Suicides, Marie Antoinette (new, saw this summer in France), Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Not Another Teen Movie, Soul Plane, High School High, Romy and Michele's High School Reunion, Pulp Fiction, Scary Movie, Stealing Harvard, The Shining, Good Burger, Wild Things, Clueless, Dumb and Dumber, Fight Club, The Wash, Spice World, Austin Powers 1,2, and 3, The Hot Chick, Almost Famous, Bedazzeled, Kill Bill 1 and 2, Dude, Where's My Car?, Team America: World Police, Empire Records, Fried Green Tomatoes, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Breakfast Club, The Island, Anchor Man, Star Wars, Napoleon Dynamite, Sin City, Nightmare on Elm Street (All), X-Men (All), Silence of the Lambs, Joe Dirt, Saw I and II (yeah, Fullsail grads!), How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, Beavis and Butt-Head Do America, Baraka, etc...

Television:

The O.C., Da Ali G Show, Little Britian, Family Guy, Sex & the City, Invader Zim, Beevis and Butthead, South Park, The Simpsons, Laguna Beach: The Real O.C., Jackass, Ren & Stimpy, Growing Pains, Salute Your Shorts, Date My Mom, The Simple Life, The Swan, Conan O'brian, and SNL.

Books:

Catcher in the Rye, Paris Hilton's Confessions of an Heiress, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Nun, and numerous screenplays/graphic novels.

Heroes:

Jan Michael Vincent.

My Blog

I'm a YouTUBE celebrity!!!

I've been watching my latest film on YouTUBE top the charts by the minute! Only posted yesterday, my short video featuring my pet chinchilla humping a stuffed penis is becoming more and more of a suc...
Posted by * 1 y N n on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 11:08:00 PST