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coldasicedrummer

Sometimes you eat the bear, sometimes the bear eats you.

About Me

My name is Jeff and I'm a drummer. I go to college and I work at a movie theater, and it's a lot better than I thought it would be. My favorite sport is football, followed closely by baseball and basketball. Some of my favorite drummers are Jon Theodore (The Mars Volta), Abe Cunningham (Deftones), Tim Alexander (Primus), and Danny Carey (Tool). I'm a huge sports junkie. I know more than is probably healthy about sports. I'm a big Astros and Rockets fan, and a big Chargers fan. Oh yeah, and if you dislike Texas...get bent. ..This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5

My Interests

Drums, music, Football, Baseball, Basketball, video games, South Park, Dave Chappelle, Richard Pryor, Rollerblading, playing guitar, writing, reading, anything about World War II, 80s stuff, and early Eddie Murphy.

I'd like to meet:

Don't have too many particulars about meeting people on myspace, but as for famous people: Eddie Murphy, Vince Young, Kevin Durant, Keifer Southerland so I can laugh at how short he is (and then have him proceed to go Jack Bauer on my ass), Bill Belichik, Pearl Jam, Tool, The Mars Volta, the creators of South Park, Cbuck Klosterman, and Hakeem Olajuwon.What college are you?

Texas
Howdy y'all! You're a Longhorn fan. You love football in the scorching heat, your "Hook 'Em Horns" sign, and of course, beatin' them Sooners and Trojans!! Hail the new champs!!!!!!

Music:

Pearl Jam --The Best Band in the Land--, The Mars Volta, Primus, Tool, Deftones, 311, Public Enemy, Team Sleep, Audioslave, Rage Against the Machine, Gnarls Barkley, Cold, Incubus, Black Dahlia Murder, Stone Temple Pilots, Green Day, Foo Fighters, Fine Young Cannibals, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Slipknot, System of a Down, God Forbid, Alice in Chains, Citizen King, Radiohead, Muse, Jay-Z, Wu Tang Clan, MF Doom, The Fugees, The Beatles, The Police, Cypress Hill, The Killers, The Who, Led Zeppelin, Dave Matthews Band, DJ Tiesto, DJ Doboy, George Acosta, Paul Oakenfold, ATB, Armin Van Buuren, Fatboy Slim... I could go on and on, but I don't wanna.

Movies:

Good Will Hunting, Pulp Fiction, The Departed (my three all-time favorites), Jackass 2, The Punisher, Sin City, Constantine, Doom, Batman Begins, Fantastic Four, X-Men 1 & 2, Snakes on a Plane, Lord of War, Dumb and Dumber, Donnie Darko, Shawshank Redemption, The Godfather and The Godfather Part II, Wedding Crashers, The 40-year-old Virgin, The Karate Kid, Half Baked, Team America: World Police, Beverly Hills Cop 1 & 2, Ace Ventura, Back to the Future 1-3, Don't Be a Menace to the South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood, Friday Night Lights, Matrix 1-3, South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut, Fight Club, Ocean's 11, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, American History X, Boondock Saints, Office Space, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1 & 2, Cowboy Bebop the Movie, Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust, Ninja Scroll, The Last Samurai, Akira, X, both Spiderman movies, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Kindergarten Cop, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Napoleon Dynamite, all three Terminators, Mean Girls, the new Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and Big Trouble in Little China, to name a few.

Television:

Futurama, American Dad, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, 24, South Park, Sealab 2021, Cowboy Bebop, old Family Guy, Robot Chicken, old Simpsons, Space Ghost Coast 2 Coast, The Cosby Show, Fresh Prince, Roseanne, SportsCenter (no surprise there), Pardon This Interruption, Wolf's Rain, I Love The 80s, Chappelle's Show, King of The Hill, Berserk...And I think that'll do 'er.

Books:

Horns! A History of Longhorns Football, The Undefeated, Junction Boys, Friday Night Lights, Catcher in the Rye, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, The Bad Guys Won!, Killing Yourself to Live, Sex Drugs and Coco Puffs, Backyard Brawl, Five Against One, The Education of a Coach, and Now I Can Die In Peace.

Heroes:

Just about any Texan involved in the Alamo, anyone who stormed the beaches in the D-Day Invasion (or anyone who fought on the Allied side of WWII for that matter), and of course, Vince Freakin' Young.

My Blog

Facts about Jack Bauer (from 24)

If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life. Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man. If Jack B...
Posted by coldasicedrummer on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 01:36:00 PST

*MTV to viewing public: "We suck and we know it"

The head jackasses at MTV have shat out a new ad campaign in which they display their new slogan, "We don't play music". In other words, MTV has come right out and said what we intelligent p...
Posted by coldasicedrummer on Mon, 03 Oct 2005 08:09:00 PST