Hard To Dick Dena

In Iceland my name means Mattress, I think that about sums it up. Some people say I'm a Hometown Legend but I like to think of myself as more of an Continental Philistine. Self-proclaimed habitual line crosser, chronic masterbator and a confrimed rapscallion. I always play for keeps and with out constant reassurance I will die. I take immense pride in my mane of pubic hair and am sexually attracted to fire. I'm preparing for a life full of lies and meaningless relationships. Better get me some Cranberry Juice its gonna be "one of those days". This is me Thank you Richard!!