Baron Von Hufenlufen

I, Baron Von Hufenlufen, flew out of either Eastern Europe or Persia in the 1930's. Which exactly it was, I do not know. I am genius and do not have room in my brain for such nonsence! I was escaping political unrest... Shortly after I shacked up with a woman named Mary Poppins in a cloud top cottage. Have you ever seen the end of the movie? It is very sad. She says to Jane and Michael: "and what would happen to me if I loved all of the children that ever loved me?" The wind changes and off she goes for another dirty chimney sweep...argh! The same thing happened to me(if you have not already guessed). My heart shattered. Our cloud that we shared blew westward and disapated over the land of OZ killing a poor witch who lived there. Some little girl from Kansas (whereever that is)got blamed. I flew on until a feather boa flung high in the air from a parade in San Francisco caught in my propeller, disabeling it. Still to this day it is broken. Though I can no longer offer a ride on my flying machine I do give a magic carpet ride from time to time.These are lumpworms. I invented them too.