jessica g

First of all . . . I don't hate you, I just missed that class in kindergarten where they teach you how to be social.
My name is Jessica . . . not Jennifer.
I do believe in aliens, the abominable snowman, the loch ness monster and ghosts.
I am the queen of unrequited love.
Telling lies is bad for your complexion.
I'm nerdy, clumsy and ungraceful. . . misunderstood and antisocial.
I'm shy and quiet around people I don't know, obnoxiously loud and intrusive around everyone else.
I like to drink coffee, and beer, and long island ice teas.
Elaborate plots are the lifeblood of my spare time.
I tell really dumb jokes.
I watch Friends obsessively.
I have a pot belly and weird toes.
I love to have crushes, I love when people have crushes on me.
Attaching myself to people who show the slightest interest is my forte.
I like people who talk a lot because I don't.
I miss the 80s. Everything was so much simpler . . . and brightly colored.
I have a secret crush on Seth Green.
Trends always seem to escape me. I guess I'm just lucky.
I hate when bananas are on sale.
I like to meet people with crazy ideas and a good sense of humor.
I hate people who don't listen, spiders, and plastic surgery.
People with hair in their face interest me.
I like to take naps.
I like to laugh and be laughed at.
The alarm clock tries to wake me up, but alas, I get up on my own terms.
I like to be noticed, chased, and the subject of art projects.
Music changes people. I want someone to write a song about me.
I hate reality tv, tanning beds, and bad drivers.
I graduated. Now what?
Pretty simple.
I AM 10% GEEK! I wanna be a geek. But I'm not. Why would I even want to be one. Do I think it's fun? I should try writting an online test application at 1 am in my underwear Take the GEEK test at Fuali.com