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Bad Kitty

...too much for one man, but not enough for two.

About Me

I have been mistaken for or told I resembled the following people at least once:
Sherri Belafonte 1986 Lisa Bonet 1988 Brook Shields (really) 1990 Marion Jones 2000 Lela Ali 2005 Alicia Keys 2003 Tony Larussa's Daughter 2005 Jennifer Lopez as Selena 2005 Linda Carter as Wonder Woman 2006 Skinny Anna Nicole Smith 2007
Timbaland The Way I Are

I cry when I'm angry (and then I make fun of myself later). I sleep when I'm tired. I eat when I'm hungry. I laugh whenever possible. I never drink alone. Ice cream is good. I prefer to get to know someone as a friend prior to meeting in a romantic setting. I'm silly and obnoxious. I love my friends. I drive fast. I can rally anytime. On "Fear Factor" I would fail the following stunts: Camping in a tent Scaling a 6' ladder Sharing warm milk out of the same glass Being in close proximity to a spider
"I love super heroes..."

"If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning."



You can call me a sinner
You can call me a saint
Celebrate me for who I am
Dislike me for what I ain't
Put me up on a pedestal
Or drag me down in the dirt
Sticks and stones will break my bones
But your words will never hurt
I'll be the garden
You be the snake
All of my fruit is yours to take
Better the devil that you know
Your love for me will grow
Because
This is who I am
You can
Like it or not
You can
Love me or leave me
Cus I'm never gonna stop
Cleopatra had her way
Matahari too
Whether they were good or bad
Is strictly up to you
Life is a paradox and it doesn't make much sense
Can't have the Femme without the Fatale
Please don't take offense
Don't let the fruit rot under the vine
Fill up your cup and let's drink the wine
Better the devil that you know
Your love for me will grow
Because
This is who I am
You can
Like it or not
You can
Love me or leave me
Cus I'm never gonna stop
[Madonna]

Cab rides are fun...

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My Interests


Sports, travel, and music.

Las Vegas

The Mansion 1 year anneversay party, Miami

Somewhere in North Beach

Somewhere in San Diego with Vivian

I'd like to meet:

People who can make me laugh or laugh at my jokes. People who like to have a good time and not take themselves too seriously.
Tao Las Vegas, October 2005

Music:

pHip-Hop, Deep House, Rap, R&B, Classic Rock, Jazz... no Country. Wesley Willis is a lyrical genius.

Movies:

Memento, 25th Hour, Requiem for a Dream, Bowling for Columbine, Leaving Las Vegas, American History X, Eternal Sunshine, Big Fish, There's Something About Mary... Comedy and horror flicks (I like to laugh, cry, and scream).

80's Birthday Party...

Television:

Dialy Show, Reno 911, SNL, Chappelle Show, Nip/Tuck and Reality TV - don't hold that against me. Reality TV helps me to feel better about myself.

Books:

The Poisonwood Bible, The Celestine Prophecy, White Oleander... Yes, I've read the DaVinci Code.
Here's an old picture...

Where you'll find me... on the bar
Amika, Miami

Heroes:

My parents. Dad lived thru pre-Civil Rights in the South and Mom lived thru Nazi Germany.

My Blog

Master Cleanser 10 Day Detox

See what 10 days of cleaning your colon does... a:hover{color:pink; font-weight:bold; text-decoration:underline; font-size:20; } Master Cleanse Blog...
Posted by Bad Kitty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Children are our future... pt 2

My friends in education have done it again.  Provided an essay written by a Bay Area high school student.  The contents of the essay have not been modified - including punctuation, spelling, grammar, ...
Posted by Bad Kitty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Winnebago Man Video Clip

Good stuff: Winnebago Man
Posted by Bad Kitty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm a cock...

...Rooster - same thing. What sign are you? The Rooster is the strutting peacock of the Chinese Zodiac! These quick thinkers are practical and resourceful, preferring to stick to what is tried and t...
Posted by Bad Kitty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Horoscopes...

AQUARIUS - JANUARY 20 to FEBRUARY 18 You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thi...
Posted by Bad Kitty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Interesting pick-up line...

This weekend I was the recipient of an interesting pick-up line..."I'd crawl across 4 states thru broken glass just to fuck your shadow."It didn't work, but it made me laugh. To be honest, I would ha...
Posted by Bad Kitty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Children are our future...

My best friend is a Principal at a high school and often shares her experiences with me which are mostly comical, in a very sad, sad way... This one is from one of her Social Studies teachers: I w...
Posted by Bad Kitty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST