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Aim for the Jugular

Aim it at her tits, Eddie.

About Me

THINGS I HATE1.Sharing a hotel/bed with my family. 2.Having to spit a chunky hocker and you are somewhere where you can't. 3.NOT having a condom. 4.Getting mugged. 5.Going to church. (that shit suuuucks) 6. All dentists are evil and must be quarantined-seriously. 7. Being stood up. 8. Working I.C.P/ Juggalo shows-you guys are so White Trash. 9.People, I most certainly hate everyone.To be continued......

My Interests

I tried to knock my older brother down the stairs when I was five. I figured if he was dead I could have his toys......

I'd like to meet:

Strong believer in decreasing the surplus population. Procreation NO! Capital punishment is the best idea we ever had. I have short list of people who should be banished to the Island of Misfit toys.

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Music:

Rock/Black/Grind/ Speed Metal mostly, dudes. The Sword, Poison, L7, Bon Jovi, GNR, Alice Cooper, Neal Young, Anthrax, Fear Factory, Wayne Hancock, Sisters Of Mercy, The Cult , Baroness, Velvet Acid Christ, Samael, Pantera, GNR, MeatJack, Jackyll, Johnny Cash, Wumpscut, Muddy Waters, Testament, Motley Crue, Allman Brothers, Prong, Obituary, Skid Row, Mastodon, Gwar, Ugly Kid Joe (Thats right, I said Ugly Kid Joe Mother Fuckers!)Motorhead, Sister Machine Gun, Slayer...the list goes on and on...

Movies:

Favorite movie ever... Vampire's Kiss. (A PRE-Meg Ryan Nicholas Cage, 1988 dark humor flick) Mostly 80's slasher/gore movies. Goonies and Gremlins, Switch Blade Sisters, Freeway, Dead Alive, Drop-Dead Gorgeous, True Romance, Wayne's World, Don't Tell Mom the Baby-Sitters Dead, Idle Hands, Eulogy, Heathers, River's Edge, Goodfellas, The House of Yes, Scarface, All three Return of the Living Deads', Barfly, Full Metal Jacket, Valley Girl, License to Drive, Monster Squad, all Friday the 13ths and Nightmare on Elm Streets, The Halloween movies, Zombie movies. 976-EVIL.

Television:

Welcome Back, Kotter, La Femme Nikita, Tales From the Crypt, Judge Judy, Family Guy, and of course.....The Simpsons.

Books:

American Psycho, Valley of the Dolls, anything by David Sedaris, Lord of the Flies, anything by Hunter S. Thompson, Alice in Wonderland, Wizard of Oz, Wiseguys (the true Goodfellas story) anything by Irving Welsh, Sex Lives of Cannibles, anything that is Thomas Harris(i.e The Silence of the Lambs Chronicles) and the almighty Harry Potter series. On Killing, Anything by Jaqulinne Susanne. What can I say? Instead of having sex I read. Fuck off.

Heroes:

My bad-ass Mom!

My Blog

I need your number

Got a new phone and the guy at Verizon accidentally deleted ALL of my phone numbers when he tried to transfer my phone book. (Grrr) If you are someone whom I talk to on a fairly regualr basis please s...
Posted by Aim for the Jugular on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 09:46:00 PST

Get over yourself

Why is it that every time someone tries better themselves in the writing field; whether it be free-lance entertainment, simple job application, essays, whatever, why does at least one fucking jerkoff ...
Posted by Aim for the Jugular on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 09:55:00 PST

I have the HIVES

Read my article fuckers.Columbus breaks out in HIVES - Covering The Ohio State University Community (OSU) -- Uweekly.com
Posted by Aim for the Jugular on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 10:17:00 PST

Marilyn Manson

So if you guys have time to read my article in Uweekly-DO IT!  I have a 500 word write-up on the Marilyn Manson show on page 21 of the February edition.  Go to Uweekly.com.  I also have...
Posted by Aim for the Jugular on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 10:41:00 PST

The Sluts are Cleveland bound....again.

Headin up to the Cleveland to rock out with some dudes we worked with at Promo for the weekend.  There will be booze, weed, sex, and rock and roll, and The Sluts!  If any hot single friends ...
Posted by Aim for the Jugular on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 01:45:00 PST

FACT

I miss my B.F.F, like, alot.
Posted by Aim for the Jugular on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 04:29:00 PST

Caught in between a rock and a, fat, white dude.

Okay, so it wasn't the smartest of plans.  Dark alley-late night-Christmas time-high as a Courney Love binge-not paying attention to our surroundings.  We were bound to get whacked.  An...
Posted by Aim for the Jugular on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 10:09:00 PST

Cinema Wasteland!!!

Yeah-so I was in Cleveland this weekend for  the horror movie convention, Cinema Wasteland.  Slava and I drove up on Friday night and stayed 'till Saturday.  It was pretty fuckin' sweet...
Posted by Aim for the Jugular on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 01:06:00 PST

New York/ Niagra Falls

Lots of bull-shit touristy things to squander your money on.  Fortunatley- I stole everything.  Smoking weed with a gypsy telling your fortune is a zen -like experience, though. Try smoking ...
Posted by Aim for the Jugular on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 12:02:00 PST

Movie uote for October

Scary German guy is bitchin'!
Posted by Aim for the Jugular on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 11:59:00 PST