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About Me

.. I am. I am kind. I am scary. I am sweet. I hate owning pets. Yet I love to play with other people's pets. I am very optimistic. But I have a bleak outlook on the world. I sometimes loathe people. But I don't want to be alone. I like wild colors. But I normally dress in dark ones. I like to read. But I also like to watch TV. I want to think there's more to life after we die. But sometimes fear there isn't. I like to listen to classical music. But will even dance to techno and thrash to metal. I don't normally encourage violence. But I love to watch it and read about it. I have a vivid imagination. But I don't like to dream. I want to be wealthy. But I don't like how people put that desire above doing what is right. I try to love. But I often can't trust others with that gift. I will ride any roller coaster known to man. But hate climbing on ladders. I have a sense of self-preservation. yet I could do better in taking care of my body. I think the world is a miserable place. But I LOVE to laugh!

My Interests

*Sports Entertainment
*sPoOkY people
*Demented comics
*Dancing (because at places like Outland, you really don't need to know how to dance)
*Boobies (will always love them and will gladly accept pictures... anyone?)

Generally an odd assortment of other things that will come to me later I'm sure. Honestly trying to figure me out simply by reading a block of text is folly.

If you think you need to get to know me, send me a message or better yet, IM with Yahoo. My screen name is allhailsecoy

I'd like to meet:

People who aren't afraid to laugh
People who are open to ideas, even the odd ones
People who can enjoy a darker sense of humor
Those who can enjoy their vices, not be enslaved to them
Spooky people, as opposed to creepy people, and yes, there is a vast difference

Music:

Find more music like this on 360 Chat Zone

Television:

American Dad
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Assy McGee
Banzai
Clerks
Extreme Championship Wrestling
Family Guy
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
Happy Tree Friends
Heroes
Jackass
Monk
Peewee's Playhouse
Robot Chicken
Sealab 2021
South Park
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
The Simpsons
The Venture Brothers
Total Nonstop Action: Impact
Who Wants To Be A Superhero?
World Wrestling Entertainment: Raw
World Wrestling Entertainment: Smackdown

More to come as the weeks go by!

Books:

Strata
The Dark Side of the Sun
The Carpet People
*The Bromeliad- Truckers
*The Bromeliad- Diggers
*The Bromeliad- Wings
Good Omens
The Unadulterated Cat
Once More- With Footnotes
Only You Can Save Mankind
Johnny And The Dead
Johnny and the Bomb
Theatre of Cruelty
Turntables of the Night
Troll Bridge
The Sea and Little Fishes
The Colour of Magic
The Light Fantastic
Equal Rites
Mort

More to come as the weeks go by

Heroes:

Me, heroes let you down so I figured why not just trust in myself.

My Blog

Batman

Batman"Great Gotham! I'll have to adjust my Bat Laser to the right frequency to stop this monstrosity!"The Super Friends took the well established avenging dark knight character of Batman an...
Posted by Secoy on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 04:34:00 PST

The Riddler

Riddler"What's green and purple and commits lots of crime? Whose only super power is wasting your time?"Holy mind benders! What could that one mean, Batman? The Riddler sucks even for this show. In fa...
Posted by Secoy on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 02:54:00 PST

Robin

Robin"Holy missing pants, Batman! I feel a draft!"Robin won the "Become a real super hero" raffle at St. Lickme middle school and was originally taken in by Batman to help Alfred do the laundry. The S...
Posted by Secoy on Sun, 25 May 2008 11:18:00 PST

Bizarro

Bizarro"Goodbye. I not Bizarro Superman. Hello."Bizarro wasn't just a stupid Superman. Bizarro am idiot savant. He may go into his garage saying, "Me Beezarro go now bathroom explore! Make B...
Posted by Secoy on Sat, 17 May 2008 10:25:00 PST

Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman"Merciful Minerva!"With the exception of Jayna and Wendy, Wonder Woman is the only female ever to be a Super Friend. Unless you count Rema, the jungle princess, who showed up in ...
Posted by Secoy on Sat, 10 May 2008 02:21:00 PST

Brainiac

BrainiacBrainiac is a term stupid children came up with to use as an insult when they are arguing with someone smarter than them. This is much more clever than the original argument, which was kicking...
Posted by Secoy on Sat, 03 May 2008 05:05:00 PST

AquaMan

AquaMan"Fine. I've had enough. If you assholes don't stop laughing at me, I'll... wait for you to fall into the ocean. Because then you're mine, baby! I'll stick an electric eel up your ass!...
Posted by Secoy on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 09:17:00 PST

Black Manta

Black Manta"I am the true ruler of the seas! And I will defeat you, AquaMan!"Black Manta never had a chance from the start. His arch nemesis is AquaMan for Christ's sake. Yeah, the one on th...
Posted by Secoy on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 08:22:00 PST

Green Lantern

Green LanternGreen Lantern had the most powerful weapon in the universe that was limited only by his imagination. The ring could make anything he could think of, which usually wasn't much. O...
Posted by Secoy on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 06:58:00 PST

Solomon Grundy

Solomon Grundy"Solomon Grundy stronger than all of Super Friends!"Solomon Grundy is a big guy with no skin pigment. Not because he’s an albino, but because he’s a zombie. His big...
Posted by Secoy on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 05:19:00 PST