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Kat The Midget Entertainer

Kat the Midget Entertainer

About Me

For all the bands, understand that I belong to nobody, and that I'm open for hire for any band that desires a show with more entertainment.I'm also down for PRIVATE PARTIES, BACHELOR PARTIES, REALLY.. ANY PARTY 18+, UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES, NO UNDERAGE PARTIES.FOR OUT OF STATE PERFORMANCES, THEIR GOING TO COST MORE, IT'S NOT EASY TO GET AROUND AS IT COULD BE IF I HAD A VEHICLE.A 3'11, 70 lbs, Bisexual, female, old enough, midget...wow!! . Okay, so I'm a midget...wooohoo!!! what a big fuckin' deal, right? uhh no, not really. so when you see me, don't gawk, just admire. Theirs alot of cruel mother fuckers out there, and all I say to them - take a fucking picture. My name is Kat, and I'm The metal midget Entertainer of Ohio and various other states so far. I travel with bands and perform on stage for them while their playing - What do I do? I exotic dance and love to rock out with my boobs out. I'm not a shy person. I'm most happy when I'm in my scene. My scene involves loud music, alcoholic beverages, and lots of crazy people. I'm a Exotic dancer full time in Huntington, WV when I'm in the area. I've done a bachelor party for Legbone, and many shows in the Ohio area including various other states, so the experience has been aquired. I have 10 peircings and 8 evil tattoos so far, I enjoy pain more then most people should.. I don't have one of those squeaky high pitched midget voices. If pushed to the limit, I WILL kick you in the balls, and don't say I can't reach my leg up that high.. wanna bet, bitch? My style of choice is unique, glamour punk I guess is the best way to describe it, I like to look nice and be comfortable in whatever I'm wearing. Don't call me goth, it's really fucking annoying. I don't take shit from nobody, and I'm my own boss. No I'm not crippled, and I know how to cut my own slack when needed. Fuck haters, parents who shelter their children (don't do it, your child will turn out like me) , and the police, I'm going to live my life to the fullest, and enjoy it to my very last midget breath.Dead Girls

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Member Since: 9/2/2007
Band Website: geocities.com/lilsass06/Kathleens_crib
Band Members: Bands I perform/have performed with so far:XFactor1 The New Black Jesus Bow Down CC Manded OnlyFlesh An End To All This Odious The Sick Six SuperKreep
Influences: Definately NOT Bridget the Midget..People who are intreigued with my midgetnessThose who dare to be different and are willing to interact with the different.Mindless Self Indulgence Misfits and Anti-Flag

Sounds Like: Metal to fuck to
Record Label: unsigned
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Damn Greyhounds!

I just went through a long journey through a few states. First took a bus to Cleveland OH on accident, trying to get to Huntington WV, for vacation and a couple nights of work at Southern Xposure. Fin...
Posted by Kat The Midget Entertainer on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 06:06:00 PST

The Morning Blitz

Kicked ass the other week.Free Beer Friday 7-10pm, strip twister with Daisy Duke the Pornstar and hanging out with the morning blitz crew. Had a great time. Thanks J.C for calling me out there, can&rs...
Posted by Kat The Midget Entertainer on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 03:09:00 PST

Quit my job!

that's right, I'm no longer held down by Goodwill here in Marysville. Today, I was informed that the head manager changed everyone's schedule and wants me to work on Fridays and Saturdays, and we all ...
Posted by Kat The Midget Entertainer on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 09:01:00 PST

Music Videos, Clips, and Snippits!

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Posted by Kat The Midget Entertainer on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 02:41:00 PST