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Courtney Oi Toy C.O.D.S.S.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

About Me


Hey, my name is Courtney, I swear, I smoke and I drink a lot. I love working on cars and I like shooting pool. LOVE Ladies 80 at Skullys and PRK at the High Five Bar. I am very happy to say that I find myself fortunate in many areas. I have great friends that I'd die for and a (future) husband that I'd kill for...(LOL! Think about that satement for a moment...) My friends are my life blood, without them there would be much less laughter and fun in my life. Devin...my twin. I would pine without you. Nobody has EVER gotten me like you do. Shelly, my sis, that I've known for fucking...17 years?...you're my super Mommy and your 2 sons (Logan and Phoenix, my Godsons) are the most beautiful kids on the face of this Earth. Duke and Nathaniel, my older and younger brothers, are my strenght. Duke, who in the army, makes me beineve in honor and doing what's right. Nathaniel, who's 9 years younger, is one of the BEST guys I know. Someone you look at and think that not all teenagers are useless piece-of-shit punk assholes...there are a few good ones left in this world. My parents...I don't even know where to begin with them. My father is my savior, my Mother is the strongest lady I have ever known. Jason is the love of my life and I look forward to growing old with him. Don't worry...he's aware of my evil plans...If I were a religious person I'd thank God for him, but instead I just think to myself every night as he holds me tight in his arms how very lucky I am. And dear lord...he is SO much fun to play UFC with...ever if he is most unwilling to get blind-side-blitzed every day. I have never felt so safe and comfortable with anyone in my life. I love you baby. C.O.D.S.S...never have I met such a close-knit group of brothers. The love of life, brotherhood and beer is quite refreshing and it is AWESOME that our apartment is the unofficial hang out. You guys always put a smile on my face. Anyone else that is close to me and not mentioned...know that I'm talking to you when I say thank you for making my life better just by being in it. You all rock my world. LOVE!!!!!! :)..
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My Interests


I made this MySpace MP3 Player at MyFlashFetish.com .

Create your own Friend Quiz here Shooting pool, shooting guns (at targets, lol!) I love to read I love the color orange and I'm absolutely nuts over penguins I was a 2nd degree black belt in TaeKwonDo but I don't practice it anymore and I love run-on sentances. My pirate name is: Mad Charity Flint Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr! Get your own pirate name from piratequiz.com.
part of the fidius.org networkTHIS is how I roll...And this was SOOOO my saying! I want royalties!! I've been saying this for years!

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who loves to hang out and have fun. I love shooting pool and chilling at a bar. Going to ladies 80's at Skully's on Thursday nights. I also love sitting around a bonfire and bullshitting with my friends.

Music:

I'll list top 20 Favorite first, and then alphabetical: Rancid, Bob Dylan, BON JOVI!!! The Cure, Deftones, Tool, NIN, She Wants Revenge, Violent Femmes, The Transplants, Smashing Pumpkins, Van Halen, The Doors,Dropkick Murphys, Cowboy Mouth, Metallica, Bad Religion, David Bowie, Combichrist, and the Hedwig and the Angry Ich Soundtrack. Now, going through my media player, here's the ones that stand out: 3 Days Grace, AVVA, ACDC, Aerosmith, Ah Ha, Allen Jackson, Alien Ant Farm, The Animals, Aphex Twin, Barenaked Ladies, The Beastie Boys, Bill Hicks, Billie Idol, Black Sabbath (and/or Ozzy), Bloody Irish Boys (local group, yay!) Blues Travelers, Bryan Adams, Blues Travelers, Boston, Buck Cherry, Candlebox, CCR, Chicago, The Clash, Cold, Coldplay, Counting Crows, The Cranberries, Creature Feature, Dead or Alive, Depeche Mode, Devo, pretty much and Disney song ("I'll Make A Man Out Of You!"), The Distillers, Don Henley & McClean, Everlast, FOAMY!!! ha ha ha, Fleetwood Mac, Foreigner, Frank Zappa, Fuel, Garth Brooks, George Strait, Green Day, Guns N' Roses, Hootie and the Blowfish, INXS, Joan Jett and the Blackhearts, JOHNNY CASH!!! JOURNEY!!! The Killers, KISS, Led Zepplin, Liz Phair, Lou Reed, Lynard Skynard, Manson (some, not all), Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Megadeath, Men At Work, Mudvayne, Nickleback, NOFX, Off Spring, Operation Ivy, Papa Roach, Party Monster soundtrack, Pat Benetar, Pearl Jam, Pink, Pink Floyd, Phil Collins, THE POLICE! PowerMan 5000, The Proclaimers, Puddle of Mud, Punk o Rama Vols., Q-Lazzarus, Queen, Rage Against the Machine, The Ramones, Richard Cheese, The Real Men of Genius, REM, Rent soundtrack, Rob Zombie, ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW soundtrack, Rolling Stones, Seether, Semisonic, Sir Mix A Lot, Soft Cell, Staind, Steppenwolf, Steven Lynch, Sublime, System of a Down, TaTu, Tenacious D, Tim McGraw, Toby Keith, Tonic, U2, Vast, The Velvet Underground, Vertical Horizon, Ween, Weird Al, Wham, White Snake, Willie Nelson....and a shitload more. ^_^

Movies:

Monty Python, any Blade movie, Harry Potter, American History X, House of 1000 Corspes, 28 Days Later, Leaving Las Vegas, Full Metal Jacket, Clockwork Orange, Bruce Willis, The Labyrinth, Sean Connery movies, Dawn of the Dead, Princess Bride, Robin Hood Prince of Theives, Robin Hood Men in Tights, Spaceballs, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Goonies, 10 Things I Hate About You, Se7en, there's some movie with Robert Redford and Brad Pitt about espionage that I like but I can't remember it's name, any of the Mad Max movies, same for Rambo, any Kevin Smith film, Frequency, The Fast and the Furious, Braveheart, Boon Dock Saints, The Gremlins, SLC Punk and again....many many more

Television:

Law and Order SVU, history channel, and animal planet :D

Books:

Harry Potter, Stephen King, Tamora Pierce, Kurt Vonnegut, history books, Dean Koontz, to name a few. I love to read....The Monkeywrench Gang, A Farewell to Arms, All Quiet on the Western Front, The Cay, The Giver, Catch 22, The Stand, Watchers, The Count of Monte Cristo, Slaughter House Five, Gary Larson, The Bad Place, psychology books..... i dunno. I LOVE BOOKS!

Heroes:

The A Team, Foamy, GI Joe, Chuck Norris......yea, this is retarded
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My Blog

fill this shit out, yo!

1. What is your name?2. When is your Birthday?3. What is your e-mail address?4. Do you smoke?5. How many relationships have you been in?6. If you can't answer, is it really that many?7. Can you cook?8...
Posted by Courtney Oi Toy C.O.D.S.S. on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 08:35:00 PST

reasons i keep jason around

i have compiled a few reasons why i keep jason around.  enjoy. 1) you kill spiders and all other bugs for me. 2) you eat my crusts. and the heel of the loaf. 3) you made me your ghoul ^_^ 4) y...
Posted by Courtney Oi Toy C.O.D.S.S. on Tue, 15 May 2007 06:58:00 PST

do it or i'll never forgive you (part duex)

1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. Beatles or Stones?5. Have we made out before?6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.7. Describe me in one word.8. What was ...
Posted by Courtney Oi Toy C.O.D.S.S. on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 06:55:00 PST

old blogs

i was reading the old buried blogs of mine and decided to repost 3.  they're funny.  enjoy. DAD'S RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER: 1) If you pull into my driveway and honk, you'd better be deli...
Posted by Courtney Oi Toy C.O.D.S.S. on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 06:50:00 PST

insanity test...turn your speakes up loud

IF YOU CAN WATCH THIS FOR 60 SECONDS AND NOT LAUGH, CONGRATS!  YOU'RE NOT INSANE i failed miserably....i think i lasted about 7 seconds....
Posted by Courtney Oi Toy C.O.D.S.S. on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 06:41:00 PST

Updates

So yea&.updates on the ever-so-exciting-life of me. My brother flew off the other night to Fort Lewis in Seattle for the tail end of his training and from there he either gets to come home for a few ...
Posted by Courtney Oi Toy C.O.D.S.S. on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 05:02:00 PST

reasons why i love jason

i love you because...he helps me remember stuffhe brings home porn ^_^ ha ha ha i once licked his eyeball and didn't get slugged for it peanut butter.  nuff said. he's a badass mother fuckerstati...
Posted by Courtney Oi Toy C.O.D.S.S. on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 10:15:00 PST

Time for thanks...give back to those who give us all we hold dear

During the holiday season when we are eating warm food, laughing with family members, and enjoying the feeling of love, happiness, and support from those we hold dear, there are thousands of men and w...
Posted by Courtney Oi Toy C.O.D.S.S. on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 03:57:00 PST

wtf mate?

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Posted by Courtney Oi Toy C.O.D.S.S. on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 10:39:00 PST

WARNING! When chicks consume to much alcohol!

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:1. Innovative2. Preliminary3. Proliferation4. CinnamonTHINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:1. Specificity2. British Constitution3. Passiv...
Posted by Courtney Oi Toy C.O.D.S.S. on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 07:21:00 PST