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Jay

When he grows up I want to be just like me - R.W.

About Me

CHECK OUT MY ARTWORK ON MY WEBSITE- JAYMUELLERART.COMI am 35 years of age. I am 5'6" -my driver's license says I'm 5'7". I make art(erotic, mixed medium, based photgraphy and other stuff) use web address above to see what I do. I grew up in the burbs of Chicagoland. I came to Columbus to go to school (CCAD)and have decided to stay- untill I have a reason to go.

My Interests

Making art- go to JAYMUELLERART.COM to see my work , MUSIC (LISTENING AND PLAYING- BASS), FRIENDS, BATMAN AND OTHER COMIX, MAD MAGAZINE, MOVIES, T.V. (i'm a closet star-treck geek), Three Stooges, Church of the Subgenius, Einstein, Clowns (I almost went to clown school-almost).... I'll add more later (I got alot)......

I'd like to meet:

the guy(s) that invented the self-inflating Whoopee Coshion, The inventor of Coca-Cola,George Clinton, Bootsy Collins, Bernie Worrell (any of the p-funk members)Zombie Albert Einstein, Bob Dobbs, My real parrents (they move alot), The Man (SO I CAN KICK HIS NUTS), Inspector 13, Zombie Three Stooges (all of them- even Joe Besser), Zombie Ramones- even the ones that aren't gone yet, Zombie Zappa (say that three times fast) ... the list is ever growing. My apologies if I didn't call your name -I'm sure you're great too.

Music:

Parliament, Funkadelic, Blowfly, Muddy Water, Louie Armstrong, Ramones, DK, Gwar, Dwarves, Public Enemy, Motorhead, Blood Duster, Exit-13, Sleep, Black Sabbath, Macabre, Deep Purple, Zappa, Hawkwind..........<

Movies:

The Jerk, Duck Soup, The Producers (first one), Eat the Rich, Young Frankenstein, and that one I made with your mom... there are more - Dead Ringers, Star Wars (first three that were made and bits of the rest), Matropolis, Killer Clowns From oUTERSPACE, dARK bACKWARDS, iCE pIRATES, THERE ARE MORE STILL-I'll add them later ... untill then see the ones listed above if you haven't already- especialy the one with your mom, I need the money.......Alright I'm back with more movies. SIMPSONS, 300, dOCTOR sTRANGELOVE, jAWS, the dark crystal, BATMAN BEGINS,BATMAN- DARK nIGHT, CALIGULA, EASY RIDER, Aristocrats, DUCK SOUP, Animal House, RAY, Quiiz Show, ALL THE MUPPET MOVIES object width="425" height="355">.. .. .... Now go rent "Home Alone 2" ... check out one of the guys (the one with the mowhalk) that Kevin's mom talks to before she finds the cops that bring her to him at the end of the movie... I just want you to rent it so can get payed! Don't bink 'cause you'll miss me!

Television:

I'm for it- IT RAISED ME......

Books:

Were the Sidewalk Ends, Fear and Loathing, Batman comix, Were the Wild Things Are, The captin is out to lunch and the sailers have taken over the ship.

Heroes:

I have some...

My Blog

ode to the self inflating woopie coshion

So a pal of mine told me I should share my "9-11" tale of how I found a ray of hope in humanity.... It was a bit after 9-11, just long enough to dicover that I had lost all hope in our future. I decid...
Posted by Jay on Wed, 24 May 2006 10:10:00 PST