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shy guy shawn

Cellar Door

About Me

My name is Shawn and im a big fan of cheese. you name it : cheddar, jack, swiss, munster, even the more obscure ones like laverbread and aragon. so if you want to find the way to my heart it is thru cheese.
This whole site is an absolute joke and yet im still compelled to check it each day which makes me a hypocrite.
Tom from myspace actually commented on one of my pictures and because of that i think im really cool and i try and brag to everyone i know on this site about it....but noone cares.
i get the biggest kick out of corny terminology, you know like clutch words our grandparents used to say. like "cats pajamas", "tickle my fancy", "jiminy christmas"...stuff like that. popsicle stick jokes are also good for a laugh or two.
i'm also hooked on those simple games shown in the ads on this site. like "win the race and receive a free ringtone". theyre addicting and im easy to amuse. i just never download the ringtone though. cause im too busy trying to 'win the race'.
im a DJ for kiss 98.5, a radio station here in buffalo, NY. music is my life so i pretty much love my job and love what i do. if youre in the buffalo, toronto, niagara falls area then hopefully you will tune in one of these times im on. if youre not in the area you can stream us online at kiss985.com. i always post bulletins as to when my show is on. which is pretty much alot.
OneRepublic Myspace Intro
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i could continue to go on and enlighten you on my favorite movies, bands, tv shows, foods, etc. but who really cares about any of that crap? certainly not me...but if you do i guess ask me and i'll tell u instead of taking up room here on myspace. NO I DO NOT WANT 2 GET HIT BY THE "SEXY TRUCK" and no i will not forward any message of any sort to all of my friends so my 'true love' will come at midnight. ive found true love before and i didnt have to forward or re-post any bulletins to get her. so STOP STOP STOP with those lame comments slash bulletins.
i do my best to try and respond to every comment/message. sometimes its hard to keep up so if you do comment me and i dont get back to you right away i apologize in advance. however, if you have like thousands of pictures or crazy-flashing backgrounds on your profile that takes 456924376 hours to load...chances are i will bail in the first 30 seconds and never get the opportunity to hit you back. just an FYI.
i'm very proud of the goodlooking people i have on my friendlist. i am aware about 40% of them are probably fake profiles but i'll play along and pretend they're real. i'm not that naive to think that there's so many "models" on myspace who are simply "looking for a relationship". like i said, i just do this for fun...i'm not like trying to date anybody from here. cause that's just creepy. other than that im pretty much down to add anybody. so hit me up!

My Interests

collecting stamps, giving tourists wrong directions, chewing the wrapper with the gum to impress chicks, the number 34, shoveling snow for the elderly, buying trophies at garage sales, making fun of people who trip, chain-smoking, saying "mon" after every sentance, drunken text messaging, tetris (youre welcome for me putting it on my page), jumping up to hit signs that are above my head when i walk under them, giving you rap nicknames, playing checkers against myself, crashing weddings, modeling spacesuits, making pinky-promises for insignificant things, goiters, pulling fire alarms at fire halls, fortune cookies, swearing in different languages, playing pranks on your mother, chewing my pencaps, toupees, making fun of your AIM name, driving with my hazards on

I'd like to meet:

midgets
& the olly twins from 'sunset tan'

Music:

the stuff you hear in elevators

Movies:

any movie that requires you to use paypal to stream

Television:

date my mom

Books:

books made in braile

Heroes:

the guy who invented this game

My Blog

Please speak softly, for they will hear us and they’ll find out why we don’t trust them

i overheard this theory somewhere today about how the americans never really landed on the moon back in 1969 and that it was all staged in some studio in nevada and broadcasted to millions of ame...
Posted by shy guy shawn on Mon, 26 May 2008 07:35:00 PST

now with 3 flavors : beef, chicken and shredded pork

for those that have already heard my genius idea...here’s where it was all concieved. stumbled upon an old AIM convo from awhile ago... OMG awesomeielle (1:52:21 PM): i just ate a tacoOMG awesom...
Posted by shy guy shawn on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 11:34:00 PST

candidate with the sprinkles and the presidental, ice thatll offend you

on a day like today you cannot help but feel bad for these guys... this is william taft. 27th president of the united states. former secretary of war, attorney general and yale graduate. he estab...
Posted by shy guy shawn on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 12:27:00 PST

do the d.a.n.c.e., youre always there for music and me

just because youre sweet at ’dance dance revolution’ DOES NOT mean you can dance good.you look like a spaz.yea i said it. ...
Posted by shy guy shawn on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 02:22:00 PST

they are the kings cause they swing amputation

if you're at an office building where their telephones require you to press "9" to dial out...and you have to dial "911"... do you have to press "9" then the "911"? or can you just press "911" and it ...
Posted by shy guy shawn on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 05:22:00 PST

no point in trying these on...you know im buying them

Am I the only one who finds that obligatory walk that one makes after trying on new shoes rather awkward?I try to avoid "the walk" if i have to, but when a salesman asks...I f...
Posted by shy guy shawn on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 02:12:00 PST

as i recall i know you love to show off, but i never thought you would take it this far

so the VMA's sucked bigtime last night...sorry but it did.i have 10 points of interest id like to share (and get your input on) regarding last nights fiasco. id love to hear your input on this, whethe...
Posted by shy guy shawn on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 10:00:00 PST

swimming the same deep water as you is hard

i found a website dedicated to people who wear socks with sandals.the really pathetic thing is that i was THAT bored one afternoon i actually googled 'socks and sandals' amongst other random thin...
Posted by shy guy shawn on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 02:00:00 PST

RIP buffalo sabres 2005-2007

so danny briere signs an 8-year $52 million deal with the philadelphia flyers.he's no longer a sabre as of today.and for those who are ready to 'bash' him for leaving buffalo and forgetting about ever...
Posted by shy guy shawn on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 05:12:00 PST

i dont need no good advice, im already wasted

so lately i've been giving people alot of advice.but the risible thing is...its not GOOD advice.it's not BAD advice either.it's advice that just doesn't make any sense.and i think it's ...
Posted by shy guy shawn on Mon, 07 May 2007 11:08:00 PST