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John PAP

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About Me

Welcome one and all. nice to meet you! My full beautiful name is John Robert Layton (don't wear it out) and i have been living on planet earth for 20 fine years!!! I have blue augen und brownish/blonde/gingery/black hair. I live and breathe in WOrcester which i like cuz it's better than most other midlands towns which are usually full of carpet warehouses and large grey 80's concrete sructures which depress me on sight! i'd say im quite a sensitive person seing as i cry at Shawshank Redemption, the green Mile and Forest Gump, that dammed Hanks gets me everytime!!!!. i dislike people who are easily led by others and put on a show to impress people to fit in, cuz whats the point? i love shit jokes and i love laughing, esspecially the creasing kind of laughing when you wee yourself a little bit in ya pants! I Work part time on the dairy section at the jolly old place of TESCO warndon villages and have for three years, it's crap but good at the same time,im leaving though in couple of weeks to be concentrate on the band life with the boys. i have a little red car called Ruby who helps me get from A to B and back to C, she's a good girl, she just passed her M.O.T and because she's an old bird i was really pleased, so i treated her with some tacky dice and a tenners worth of petrol!!! lucky swine!!! she laped it up like a spaniel!!! she wagged her wipers!!! Ive been playing bass and singing in a three piece band for three/four years with my two best freinds on the planet Chris(the Beak)Minton and James(more hats than a hat-stand) Arnold. We're called PLOT AGAINST PARIS myspace.com/plotagainstparis please check out our tracks and help us to fulfill our dreams of doing something better than a 9-5 office job!!! We all do a 2/3 A-Level music performance course called Acsess To Music at Worcester Tech College which is great fun cuz we just go for a laugh and to prolong our youth until we are forced to stop spongeing off our parents. (i don't know how to use the oven or washing machine) I love my parents and get on really well with them, they support me alot in what i want, even if they do keep on about working fulltime! mum-"i was at work when i was 15" dad-"it dosn't all come to you for free, you have to work for a living". bless um. neway, FOCK IT U GOTTA LIVE WHILST YOUR YOUNG!! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX ABBYE IS AMAZING - I LOVE HER SO MUCH XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX This is Chris, Elio and myself working hard. Elio is fockin ace!!!Look at the SECOND PHOTO DOWN ON THE LEFT AND TELL ME HE DOES NOT LOOK LIKE E.T THE EXTRA TERESTRIAL!!!! i'll miss him when he's at uni!!! Everyone seems to be moving on recently, bit sad really. but things can't always stay the same. it's just another stage in your life. Chris - Is my Best freind and has been sinse i met him in year 7 at Nunnery Wood high school when he was moved to sit by me for being a naughty, little tyke, we've grown up together, I'm gonna risk sounding really gay, emotional and lame, but sod it, he's always been there for me and i know i can fully put my trust in him and he wont let me down, he's also been here for me recently when ive needed my freinds more than ever, a change has happend in my life and he's helped me through it even though it's the hardest thing ive ever had to face. he's supported me and i really love him for it. xJames- Is also my best freind, ive known the boy sinse high school aswell and he's also always there for me through thick n thin, he's recently grown a monster beard which looks cool. i love the lad! I could'nt ask for a more honest and rat featured person to be one of my best friends... Phil and Ryan - Known them sinse primary school, they are amazing freinds to me and i always have a good time when im around them. Jolly boys outings rule lads, we drive for miles rele late going to random places, so fun. ..

My Interests

likes.......nice caring ladies, old people (even though they instantly think im going to mug them for some reason) music,gigging, laughing, smiling, tattoos, subways, chris's pug Rory, best friends, watching dvd's, cool clothes. spag bol, landscapes hills, rivers anything peaceful, driving very slowly, im in no hurry. the words moose and bumcrack. multicolourd socks, animals, watching films on my belly in my bed. talking about my toilet habbits openly.Dislikes....... skinhead lorry drivers who shout "get ya hair cut" as they pass at 40mph. drama queens, proper blokes who live on cars n football, most alcohol, but ya drink it dont ya, smoking, gary glitter, drugs, really thick common accents, "ows yam dooin me babba cuz therz a waarhsp in du winduh and im goooin dooown toooown". new king kong film (you give my arse a headache), team building activities at tesco, red tape, cables that dont work when you try and go on the internet, drugs, scabby people, common as muck people who spit on you and spoil for a fight if you look at um normally. worry, sadness and the feeling of pure betrayal from people you have always trusted. oh and plaice fish mmmm tasty

I'd like to meet:

nice freindly people, ladies and fellows!! .r{}.. width="425" height="350" ..HOME AND AWAY BY ME AND JIM!!!WATCH IT LOL.. width="425" height="350" .. I AM DRIVING IN MY CAR IT'S NOT QUITE A MUTHA FLUFFAR!!!!!!. .. width="425" height="350" .. Kersal Massive Mc MAc, Little Kev and Ginger Joe!!!1 we don't fook about! priceless ROCKIN ALL OVER THE WORLD SMURFFED UP!

Music:

Music is my mistress lol, it's a big part of my life, i believe there are two types of people who listen to music, ONE being whatever they listen to dictates their mood and TWO being they listen to certain songs to suit their current mood and feelings. i think i am a bit of both rele, so i am actually contradicting myself. bollocks! i can enjoy most styles of bands and music, i cant be botherd to list all my faves but currently my favorite bands are MINUS THE BEAR, CIRCA SURVIVE and POSION THE WELL and THE AGE OF ROCKETS

Movies:

Most boyhood adventure films like, The Explorers, Stand By Me and The Goonies. Groundhog day, Shawshank Redemption, Green Mile, Signs, trainspotting, robocop, 28 days later, scarface, goodfellas, the godfather, the day the earth stood still, many more. Monster squad, toy soldiers, kids, The Outer Limits - sandkings

Television:

Dad's Army, Fawlty Towers, only fools and horses, peep show Father Ted

Books:

any James Herbert, spesh- The Magic Cottage and Once, i should read more, i have an abundence of goosebumps books, lol like 50 or sumthin, i was sucked in by the slightly embossed multicolourd covers in my youth lol.

Heroes:

John Le Mesurier - he was a brilliant british actor who is most widely known for playing Sgt Wilson in Dad's Army, in his personal life he had a mix of tragidies and the way he overcame them i find really strange and interesting he is very well respected by me, and i i grew up watching him on telly. plus he's got a beauty of a first name!!! They don't make um like that anymore! Brian Wilson said the best musical instrument is the human voice, i love the beach boys and how he worked out harmonies, even though he is a very excentric person and is a bit mad like lol i still think he's great stuff! and respect his work, listen the the beach boys album pet sounds! kiefer sutherland playing the evil leader David of the Santa Carla vampire gang from The Lost Boys! best 80's mullet on a vampire! well coolAnthony Green is one of the best vocalists ive ever heard, he's a bloody legend, He's sings with real ease and emotion which really makes you believe in his lyrics. if i was gay i'd rape him! (bit strong for myspace i know) lol