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Lord Squires of Glencairn

come on you cunt, let's have some aphex acid!

About Me


My name is Tom, I'm twenty years old. I earn more than your Dad (probably).
That's my girlfriend Nat on the right. Undoubtably hotter than you or your girlfriend, and a better person too.
Don't send chain mail bulletins; they're a load of bollocks. "If u dnt send dis to 10 ppl u will be cursd 4 eva!!11one", umm yeah piss off.
If you want to be my friend and feel worthy of the status, then don't worry, I will sense this and will add you. Don't add me.
Check my favourite emo band . Or, just check out my mates' band .
I'm not really a dickhead... Honest. But a lot of people are.
I have several life ambitions:
skydive; throw a 180; become a Space-tourist; curate ATP; complete the London Marathon; live in New York.
I've also met Dickie Bird - have you?
Please use Firefox , and listen to Mogwai .
msn: squarepusher at gmail dot com
Currently listening to:
Bored? Comment me:

My Interests

I like:

as well as:

my girl;
lemsip;
new york;
warp records;
dnb;
lidl;
pins and needles;
haribo;
stretching;
sudoku;
jose mourinho;
google;
festivals;
surprises;
laughing gas;
neighbours;
condiments;
the observer on sunday;
camping;
cat power;
tea;
gonzo's.

but not:

expensive beer;
talking on the phone;
northerners thinking i'm southern;
southerners thinking i'm northern;
bad drivers;
trains;
liars;
political correctness;
'the general public';
rain;
clear channel;
religion;
indie posers at KIAD;
talking to a hairdresser;
saying goodbye to my girl;
rude people;
nu-chelsea fans.

I'd like to meet:

politics students (i like to flame them down)
kent students (UKC)
villa fans
indie kids who carry a copy of the NME under the arm of their german army jacket hahaha yeah great

Music:

Slayer , ISIS , Tool , Mogwai , Can , Explosions in the Sky , Electric Wizard , Youthmovie Soundtrack Strategies , Squarepusher , 65daysofstatic , Aereogramme .

Last.fm;
Recordnerd.

Movies:

Aladdin;
Back To The Future Trilogy;
City of God;
Enemy of the State;
Fight Club;
Flight Of The Navigator;
Full Metal Jacket;
Ghostbusters;
The Goonies;
Leon;
The Machinist;
Motorcycle Diaries;
Oldboy; Pulp Fiction;
Reservoir Dogs;
Se7en;
Shawshank Redemption;
Short Circuit;
Silence of the Lambs;
Sin City.

Television:

Deal or No Deal;
Family Guy;
Hustle;
Little Britain;
Mock the Week;
Nathan Barley;
The Office;
Peep Show;
Quizmania;
The Simpsons;
South Park;
Top Gear.

Books:

The Outsider by Albert Camus.

Heroes:


Sir Paul McGrath

Mogwai

Sir Michael Vaughan

The J Fox

Mr J. Peel, OBE

Richie Benaud, OBE

My Blog

blaise bailey finnegan III

well...where are you coming from? ...well...i don't like the way the country's ran, don't you know, and, erm...that's pretty much what i was expressing in my poem. the government...the american gover...
Posted by Lord Squires of Glencairn on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 04:40:00 PST

the misfits

so, i always thought that the misfits only existed so that people could wear their tshirts. nothing wrong with that at all, it's fashion no? only today i was browsing myspaz and it seems quite a few ...
Posted by Lord Squires of Glencairn on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 05:44:00 PST

lord squires of glencairn

yep, that's me. i purchased some land on a scottish estate which gives me the title "lord squires of glencairn", fucking cool huh? many thanks to jimseventhcross for bringing this to my attention. ...
Posted by Lord Squires of Glencairn on Sat, 13 Aug 2005 04:47:00 PST

99 Questions

9 9 Q u e s t i o n s 1. Name: Tom Squires 2. Your Nick Names: Squires, Squeerz, Tommo 3. There was no ..3 when I copied this survey 4. Place of Birth: Aberystwyth, Wales 5. Zodiac Sign: Aries ...
Posted by Lord Squires of Glencairn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

blogs are gay

never have understood blogs .. maybe this will get me into them. anyways yes im in kent now and it's fucking BOILING. woo.
Posted by Lord Squires of Glencairn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST