Your Love Type: INFJ
The Protector
In love, you strive to have the perfect relationship.
For you, sex is nearly a spiritual experience, a bonding of souls.
Overall, you have high expectations for any relationship you're in.
Best matches: ENTP and ENFP
What's Your Love Type?
Your Personality Is Like Cocaine
You're dynamic, brilliant, and alluring to those who don't know you.
Hyper and full of energy, you're usually the last one to leave a party.
Sometimes your sharp mind gets the better of you...
At your best: You're confident, euphoric, and feel like you're on top of the world.
What people like about being around you: You're intense and overpowering.
How addicted do people get to you: Incredibly addictive. And hanging around with you isn't cheap!
What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
A few things for you to have a laugh at!
TOP 15 THINNEST BOOKS
15. My Plan to Find the Real Killers - O. J. Simpson.
14. Things I would NOT do for Money - Neil Hamilton (ex Tory MP).
13. The Wild Years - Al Gore.
12. AMELIA EARHART'S Guide to the Pacific Ocean.
11. The World's Most Popular Lawyers.
10. 101 Fun Things to do in Weston-Super-Mare.
9. DR. KEVORKIAN'S Collection of Motivational Speeches.
8. Everything Men know About Women.
7. Everything Women Think They Know About Men.
6. Bob Geldof's Bumper Book of Baby Names.
5. To All the Men I've Loved Before - (Madame) Cynthia Payne.
4. MIKE TYSON'S Guide to Dating Etiquette.
3. 50 Ways to cook a Seal Cub - Friends of the Earth.
2. The 1999 Amish Phone Directory
And the World's Number One Shortest book ????
THE Book of Virtues - by Bill Clinton
Have you heard the one about the 7 Dwarfs and the Pope?
The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are THE seven dwarfs, they are ushered in to see His Holiness, with Dopey leading the pack.
"Dopey, my son, What can I do for you?" enquires the Pope
Dopey asks "Excuse me, your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"
The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."
In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them and, turning back to the Pope he asks, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"
The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers "No,Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe."
This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them with an angry glare. Dopey turns back and says "Mr. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?"
"I'm sorry, my son, to the best of my knowledge, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."
The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, with tears rolling down their cheeks as they begin chanting ........... "Dopey screwed a penguin! Dopey screwed a penguin!".
Cards Everyone wishes they could send!
1. Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.
2. How could two people as beautiful you have such an ugly baby?
3. I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you, I've changed my mind.
4. I must admit, you brought Religion in my life. I never believed in Hell until I met you.
5. Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder: What the fuck was I thinking?
6. As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you're not here to ruin it for me.
7. If I get only one thing for Christmas, I hope it's your sister.
8. As you grow older Mum, I think of all the gifts you've given me. Like the need for therapy...
9. Thanks for being a part of my life!!! I never knew what evil was before this!
10. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, would like to take this knife out of my back. You'll probably need it again.
11. Someday I hope to get married, but not to you.
12. Sorry things didn't work out, but I can't handle guys with boobs that are bigger than mine.
13. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age...Almost Lifelike!
14. When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise.
15. I always knew the day would come when you would leave me for my best friend. So here's his leash, water bowl and chew toys.
16. We have been friends for a very long time, what say we call it quits.
17. I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're here.
18. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out who the father was?
19. You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket left .... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often.
20. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday so we're having you put to sleep.