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About Me

Phobias:1: Sharks.2: Dying on the toilet and being found by my worst enemy.3: Dying on the toilet because of sharks.4: Then not being found for the whole winter because we got snowed in, but that greedy bastard shark left for warmer waters, and it just looks like I got too hungry and started eating myself, which really makes no sense because I am a vegetarian.5: Being possessed by dark minions of satan that turn out to have been sharks in a past life and liked it.

My Interests

Weddings

I'd like to meet:

Kenji/Kenny

Music:

My favorite song today is:Late Bloomer by Aberdeen

Movies:

My favorite movie today is:Another Thin Man

Television:

My Favorite Show today is:Arrested Development

Books:

My favorite book today is:Cell by Stephen King, it's like The Road, but less depressing. Pulitzer schmulitzer.

Heroes:

My heroes for today are:Candice and Dan, for getting married! Congrats Newlyweds!

My Blog

Such a lovely word

Benign, so elegant, so beautiful, so full of hope. Benign, how I love to say it again and again. Benign. Benign, benign. Ahhhh. Mike's Mom is out of the woods, and well onto the path of recovery,...
Posted by di di my darling on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 07:50:00 PST

Newt 1992-2007

It is with a sad heart that I must report the passing of our most excellent little kitty Newt. Some of my old friends will remember that we got her a week after we got hitched as a Halloweenie presen...
Posted by di di my darling on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 12:30:00 PST

I do, I really do!

Does anyone else miss Alex Trebek's mustache, or is it just me? I know it's been years, but he just looks so naked without it, like Divine without a wig, Debbie Harry with brown hair, or poor bald Br...
Posted by di di my darling on Fri, 25 May 2007 10:47:00 PST

iBlog to blog you baby....

I'll begin by saying that I loove my ipods, extra "O" intended, but not in a Story of O kind of way, just a Care Bears kind of amor. I Smurf Macs in general, and really should not even be registering...
Posted by di di my darling on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 11:51:00 PST

J'dore California Vacations, or how I fell in love with a lizard.

It was not love at first sight. His name is Tucker, and he's a bearded dragon. I met him about a year before in fact, sunning under an UV lamp, crickets chirping in the corners, the waft of ferality...
Posted by di di my darling on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 04:51:00 PST

Minions of Satan watch cable t.v.

A note to the cautious, never watch a late night special on the Discovery Channel about exorcisms if you are:a: home alone with two cats, one asthmatic, the other obtuse.b: even remotely afraid of the...
Posted by di di my darling on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 10:53:00 PST

Champagne bruises part deux...

Sunday morning I woke up to a smiling face beside me, and a funny feeling that I may have made an ass of myself yet again whilst in the grips of the bubble juice, and too much booty shakin'. But the ...
Posted by di di my darling on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 08:08:00 PST

Time Elapsed From Abandonment of Car to Front Step, 5 Minutes.

It's snowing! A blanket of Swiss bliss covers my 'hood. Last night I tried to make it all the way home, but after trying two routes while abandoned cars littered the highways, avoiding crazy strange...
Posted by di di my darling on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 10:40:00 PST

A Thanksgiving Play in 2 Acts:

Act 1, in which we lay our scene:Thanksgiving morning:di: "Ugh, ouch!" "Babe?"Mike: "Morning Dearest, light of my life, and reason for the smile upon my countenance!"di: "babe?"Mike: "yeah?"di: "why ...
Posted by di di my darling on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 07:19:00 PST

old news, different day.....

In my life I have felt that every one has special innate abilities that set them apart from their friends and acquaintances. Some are good, some bad, some should never see the light of day. I like t...
Posted by di di my darling on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 10:33:00 PST