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Little White Fanny

my love is like rubbing your penis head on the floor of a porn booth

About Me

all planes and angles

My Interests

friends. dancing. reading. eating. laughing. music. yoga. my dog and my cat.

Music:

the cure, against me!, social distortion, the postal service, ted leo & the pharmacists, the ramones, tom waits, alkaline trio, violent femmes, old 97's, the pixies, new york dolls, madonna, the beastie boys, elliot smith, bad religion, badly drawn boy, the clash, rufus wainwright, dave matthews, joan jett, beck, the beatles, the decemberists, hot water music, the mountain goats, the thermals, paul simon..... blah blah blah.

Movies:

guess who's coming for dinner, fight club, down by law, pretty in pink, hideous kinky, eddie and the cruisers, trainspotting, napoleon dynamite,breakfast club, meet me in st. louis, flawless, vertigo, hurlyburly, sex lies and videotape, i heart huckabees, memento, state and main, run ronnie run, the anniversary party, rushmore, sexy beast, something about mary, raising arizona, la bamba, holy smoke, being john malkovich, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, donnie darko, boogie nights, goonies, oh yeah and goonies... and so on, and so on..

Television:

i would be lost without friends and law and order. and lost.

Books:

i know this much is true, she's come undone, wild swans, the secret life of bees, the stranger, girls guide to hunting and fishing, the lovely bones, someday i'll finish beautiful losers...

Heroes:

bitches that got game.

My Blog

R.I.P.

James Brown 1933 - 2006
Posted by Little White Fanny on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 10:01:00 PST

official

as of midnight, i am now the mother of a teenager. unfuckingbelievable.
Posted by Little White Fanny on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 12:43:00 PST

and on top of everything, it's sunny!

so earlier today, my boss, ruth, gave me a christmas card (which is funny, now that i think about it, because she's jewish), which contained a $30 gift card for barnes and noble. i got all happy and g...
Posted by Little White Fanny on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 01:16:00 PST

neither here nor there...

Word of the Day for Friday, December 8, 2006   interstice ..in-TUR-stuhs.., noun;plural interstices ..in-TUR-stuh-seez; -suhz..: 1. A space between things or parts, especially a space be...
Posted by Little White Fanny on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 10:44:00 PST

take 2

every friday, i open the yoga studio in which i practice. after class, and after everyone leaves, i lock myself in and am able to ready myself for the day. every friday,  i shower and try to beat...
Posted by Little White Fanny on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 12:12:00 PST

everbody goofs.

it's back. see what i get for jumping the gun?
Posted by Little White Fanny on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 03:21:00 PST

everybody poops

it appears that my toilet picture has been removed. um. this is the second picture i've had removed. the last one at least had blurry, but visible, nipple... fine. no nudity is the rule.&nbs...
Posted by Little White Fanny on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 01:15:00 PST

crap

this was at the end of a chain bulletin i just read: "Post this in the next 200 seconds and youWILL haveTHE best day of your life THIS FRIDAY" wait. today? or a week from today? what if it was started...
Posted by Little White Fanny on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 10:52:00 PST

we are...

You are the WorldCompletion, Good Reward.The World is the final card of the Major Arcana, and as such represents saturnian energies, time, and completion.The World card pictures a dancer in a Yoni (so...
Posted by Little White Fanny on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 06:13:00 PST

snow snow snow

i keep trying to write a blog that encapsulates everything i've felt over the last few days... it's just not possible. my best friend got married. i love her, and i love matt. and i aspire to someday...
Posted by Little White Fanny on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 08:02:00 PST