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About Me

You can hit me all you want... just don't touch my hair!!! I'm an enigma wrapped in a pancake... i love: dollarstore cologne, striped sox, striped scarves, sneezing, leather jackets, bitter luke warm coffee, bitter luke warm women, sharpies, stickers, old people, nonsensicals, things that help fill up my junk drawers, thrift stores you haven't been to yet, details and accessories, hair product, freckles.................................................... ........................................................
today, a small child starves to death... enjoy yer latte...

u too CAN help!!!
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

You in a dark alley with a tube of lip gloss!!!...

...and suzi quatro AND billy redden!!!

My Blog

We've... got a thing... that's called...

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Posted by on Tue, 10 Feb 2009 08:05:00 GMT

this is what it looks like...

nbzerrb567nz'rnbooutyfiz567zoer'''''bnenmmmmmmmmmmmgvnwhen i lay my head down on my keyboard...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Jan 2009 11:21:00 GMT

cuz ive been baffled for years...

and why, WHY are these young girls watching mommy and daddy? AND seem to be enjoying it way too much!!!
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jan 2009 15:58:00 GMT

more adventures of capt. thrifty

wonderin... how many times can/should i super glue back together a dollar store pop-gun before i've gotten my full moneys worth out of it? current fixes: 3 times and counting
Posted by on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 17:38:00 GMT

iiiiiiiii-eee-iiiiiiii will always love you... whoooo-ahhhh

i miss you 3 a.m. drunken 7-11 nachos... it's been 3 and a half long years... do you ever think of me? i will always keep a special place for you in my heart, and passenger seat. i especially miss wak...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 10:22:00 GMT

ya might be a hooch hound, souse, dipsomaniac if...

you happen across this green bee:tattooed somewhere on your person.and ain't nobody gonna believe yer a super hero with an Asian side-kick... believe me!!!
Posted by on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 14:34:00 GMT

but this is handy... dry handy...

no paper towels?useless hand-dryer? (except for a funny message scratched into it like "rub hands under arm")don't wanna use yer pants... again?turn to the ass-gasket!my holiday gift to you!
Posted by on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 13:48:00 GMT

aint nothin HANDI about it...

so... this morning i smiled at a blind guy as i walked by... and who exactly has the handicap?
Posted by on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:45:00 GMT

and for you i give a leaflike thallus, as of a seaweed or lichen...

and my image for the day...palm fronds... yes sir, palm fronds...say it, love it, make it part of you!
Posted by on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 01:43:00 GMT

happy vagabond passover

was gonna blog this yesterday, but thought i'd let it go... but alas, it happened again last nite... someone asked my friend for change... and then passed me right by... now i know i look like a Goodw...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 08:45:00 GMT