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~Guido~

Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.

About Me


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My Interests

VIDEO GAMES ......... and much, much more
How to make a Collin
Ingredients:
3 parts Sex God
2 parts Male Model
5 parts ego
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little wisdom if desired! Garnish with Super Model.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet Spiderman and ask him how he feels about bondage because it would be so easy with his superhero talents. Hmmmfph I idolize him....

Music:

I pretty much listen to everything and can enjoy it. Although there is some that I have to be in the mood for. Such as, hip hop... I only like it when I go dancing. I like old school hip hop better. What happen to the good old days? Sometimes I feel old going to the clubs.... Can never hear and don't really like the music. Hmm so sad. Maybe I should spend my days shining my walker and sorting my hearing aid batteries instead of trying to stay young. Oh I have to go now…my nurse is here to give me my sponge bath

Television:

I am a big dork I know!!! I love late night, corny reality t.v. dating shows. It is amazing to see how much like the animal planet a dating show can get. Though nothing beats, Will n Grace, Dharma n Greg, and Americas Next Top Model. I know what you are thinking...I just watch for the pretty ladies. hehe

Books:

Dating for dummies...hehehe I like to read anything that doesn't have Fabio on the front of it...hehe My favorites are Emma Donnahugh, Jeanette Winterson, Edgar Allen Poe and Shakespear. I have much, much more, but these books have first choice.

Heroes:

I have yet to meet or find someone that I truly idolize in this life, but I really like spiderman. He decorates my bathroom. hehehe

My Blog

Stay away from the cage, he is very hungry.

I am begining to realize that my wallet and my stomache can't keep up with my appetite. Yikes! Last night at the Mariners Game I spent 18.00 on my dinner. It consisted of cheeseburger, fries, coke, an...
Posted by ~Guido~ on Wed, 02 May 2007 10:27:00 PST

Sometimes it helps.....

Tired and worn down feeling exhausted, can't find my ground I need a break a mini vacation but they would remian this, that, them I want to run still not on my feet running in fast-forward yet still...
Posted by ~Guido~ on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 01:38:00 PST

Girls are like phones. love to be held, talked to but push the wrong button and be disconnected

I was downstairs in the dinning room here at the country club and I was standing there waiting to speak with one of the servers about a ticket that was not properly put in the computer and such and as...
Posted by ~Guido~ on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 11:36:00 PST

Fairwell good friends...

So, my sister and her family have safely returned home and are very excited to be back in their own beds. Can't say I blame them. It was a nice trip, but those children are very chatty and very busy. ...
Posted by ~Guido~ on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 11:18:00 PST

I love kids, but....

6 year old + 7 year old + Studio Apartment = CHAOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by ~Guido~ on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 11:02:00 PST

The family

Update: Sister got into town this morning at 4:30 am... Ugh I am sleepy. The kids are totally excited and all over the place today. We went to Red Robin for lunch and they could not keep still. I don...
Posted by ~Guido~ on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 03:50:00 PST

"Ooops.... I did it again"

I hope you all had a great weekend. Some of you may have celebrated Easter, others, not. I was fortunate enough to pick up a shift at the club. I thought it was going to be very hard, but it ended up ...
Posted by ~Guido~ on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 11:43:00 PST

I love my life

Wow&My how bars change when you don't go to them as frequently. Sugar, my, my, my I think we went the wrong night. A lot of ghetto fabulous chicks and booty hunting guys. I just figured we could go an...
Posted by ~Guido~ on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 12:52:00 PST

I will PUMP......You UP!

So, next week will be 8 months of sobreity and let me tell you, I thouhgt for sure I was going to crack last night. It seems to me that most of St. Patricks day is about drinking.... Sad really becaus...
Posted by ~Guido~ on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 11:19:00 PST

You know who you are.....

So here is the scoop. My "T" Party was FANTASTIC!!! Thank you to those that could be there. Although, the day itself was not so fantastic, but I survived. I am feeling as though some of the people tha...
Posted by ~Guido~ on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 11:46:00 PST