I would like to meet any phisher or computer hacker or virus generator, so I could "Tell them off"...Who I would not like to meet : I (ME, Myself) in a dark alley if I were one of the above mentioned types. Although if ME was one of the above mentioned types, I guess I would not have such pent up anger directed at ME by I Myself and ME. That being said, I still wouldn't want to meet myself in a dark alley, or anywhere else for that matter. That would have to mean there were two of ME. Which would mean I was not ME but MEME, and I am certainly not (as defined in the American Heritage Dictionary):"A unit of cultural information, such as a cultural practice or idea, that is transmitted verbally or by repeated action from one mind to another."Neither am I an II, which for some reason reminds me of one of my favourite jokes:There are only 10 types of people in this world, people who understand binary and people who don't.I would like to meet the person who first coined the phrase "to coin a phrase".I would like to meet Ethelred the Unready, and give him a digital alarm clock to help him get up that little bit earlier to prepare for the day.I would like to meet Johnny Depp and ask him who he would be "gay for", provided I did not have to listen to "Joe le taxi" on his stereo.I would like to meet Einstein and ask him if he was upset at not getting a speaking role in Back to the Future.I would like to meet Pavlov. Anyone who does experiments involving raspberry and meringue desserts is OK in my book. No bloody wonder the dogs were salivating. I'm salivating just thinking about it...I would like to meet anyone who can break through my natural defense of ridiculous humour to find the mushy blood covered pulp that is my true inner self.