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About Me

im not an interesting person. i played guitar in a couple bands for the last 5 years. we ruled i dont care what you say. my dog kicks your ass. chances are im better than you. and if im wrong then you must be chuck norris. cotton balls is an example of something id buy, but not something id like to have as a nickname. now cinnamon bunns on the other hand...

My Interests

drinking, playing music, my dog, getting tattooed, not your face.

I'd like to meet:

you

Music:

love, and play punk rock. im not about to list out all of the bands in my music collection, but i guess youre supposed to name a few huh. Iron Balls McGinty (the best band ever) the forgotten, the boils, cranked up, fear, the anti-heros, bad brains, guns and roses, cock sparrer, the misfits, the dropkick murphys, far from finished, the ducky boys, hudson falcons, the main street saints, the subhumans, violent society, cannibal cow, dirty tactics, murphys law, prince, black flag, nofx, the toy dolls, rancid, the dwarves, dillenger four, the main street saints, hudson falcons, van halen (but only with dave), butt trumpet, gals panic, etc. you get the idea.

Movies:

any and all godzilla movies are awesome. with the exception of that piece of crap with farris beuller in it. zombie movies and horror movies in general are pretty sweet as well. other than that if a movie is worth watching ill watch it.

Television:

magic pictures come out of it..............the o.c. rules!

Books:

anything thing with pictures. ive heard that there are ones with something called "words" in em but i wont believe it til i see it.

Heroes:

Mr. T. americas greatest living hero.

My Blog

chuck norris 101

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. ...
Posted by chances are im better than you on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 02:37:00 PST

more chuck norris facts for the masses

A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing...
Posted by chances are im better than you on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 03:02:00 PST

Mr. T facts

Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the situation, he is always understood. Why does Mr. T wear still...
Posted by chances are im better than you on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 02:28:00 PST

more chuck norris facts!!!

Chuck Norris does not have your normal human-style, male nipples. He has a Dodge Ram hood ornament on each pec, and both rams blow smoke out of their noses each and every time he pumps Christy Brinkle...
Posted by chances are im better than you on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 02:14:00 PST

another chuck fact

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever
Posted by chances are im better than you on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 01:38:00 PST

facts about chuck norris

Top Thirty Facts Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks...
Posted by chances are im better than you on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 01:36:00 PST

clean

ahhh. i just took a shower and now im alllllll clean. even my nether regions.
Posted by chances are im better than you on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST