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About Me

i'm in a philly punk band who's members are all drunken dickheads. i watch way too many movies and all my days seem to run together anymore. time has lost all meaning thanks to beer. If this sounds interesting to you, then there's something severely wrong with you, but you can talk to me about your mental problems and i will laugh at you via AIM (canibalcowsux).

My Interests

music (mostly punk), movies, harsh deviant sexual behavior, dead babies, and long walks on the beach. I also enjoy random child abuse

I'd like to meet:

someone who dosent mind me violating their corpse... width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

this is the part where i'm supposed to list every single goddamn punk band i listen to, being careful not to list anything that would make me seem uncool. i just ain't got the time.

Movies:

just about anything troma especially if lloyd kauffman is directing, anything by kubrick, but mostly i'm into horror/ sci-fi movies usually ones made between the 30's up to the mid 90's but there are a few exceptions to newer ones, eg. bubba ho tep, house of 1000 corpses, remake of dawn of the dead and AMERICAN PSYCHO.

Television:

i don't watch too much tv, just cartoons and the news.

Books:

recomended reading: goofus and galant in "highlights for children"

Heroes:

bruce campbell

My Blog

My Last Will and Testament

If you are reading this, I am dead. I have prepared this document to settle my affairs in the case of my death, and I'm sure glad I did, because it is now apparent that I have died. In the event ...
Posted by GeorGe Fury on Tue, 01 May 2007 09:22:00 PST

Smack That by Akon

Recently I have been seeing a commerical for a local radio station featuring a song that I didn't recognize. The lyrics and beat managed to get stuck in my head and I decided to find out what th...
Posted by GeorGe Fury on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 03:56:00 PST

100% true music triva/facts.

The band ZZ Top is named after the largest available size of top hats. Size ZZ top hats are made to fit hydrocephalic children in order to make them look more comical and less tragic. The band's beard...
Posted by GeorGe Fury on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 12:51:00 PST

Job update

For those of you who might care and not see me too often, I did finally get a new job at Discmakers and I've been working there for the past few months. And goddamn, this is the best f'n job I've eve...
Posted by GeorGe Fury on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 08:33:00 PST

gotta get outta here

It'd be nice if I didn't have to look for a job and just HAD one. I don't even care what I do if I can just get paid more than $8/hr full time, so I can get the fuck out of this goddamn city by ...
Posted by GeorGe Fury on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 01:44:00 PST

Fuckin Cenobites

Doug Bradley (Pinhead) signed my Hellraiser poster "To George - See you in hell." I got a little upset by that and started to nervously laugh. But then he looked me dea...
Posted by GeorGe Fury on Fri, 26 May 2006 10:21:00 PST

Ronnie and the Ferryman (So Far)

This is still far from finished, but I've been working on it, and have used some of the suggestions that I've heard from people on this here computer-thingy, but read it through and let me know what c...
Posted by GeorGe Fury on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 08:37:00 PST

Chuck Norris Facts

Okay, I can't take credit for these, cuase I stole them from someone who stole them form someone else. I'm not even sure if these are funny, cause I'm delerious right now, but I did cut a few ou...
Posted by GeorGe Fury on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 06:54:00 PST

This is the last time I'm ever doing this

AT LEAST THIS ONE IS ACTUALLY WORTH READING.50 THINGS ABOUT ME YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT.1. Your name spelled backwards? Egroeg, which in Katzaki means 'needs soap' 2. Where were your parents born? Dad- bo...
Posted by GeorGe Fury on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 07:10:00 PST

This'll keep you busy

you must be fuckin bored, here's a story for you. The Great Escape of the Amazing Mandelli By George Fury People either called...
Posted by GeorGe Fury on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 01:07:00 PST