The Dalai Dahmers (as in Dalai Lama; as in Jeffrey Dahmer) are a band. But not just any band. Are they a "rock" band, you ask? Well...yes. Kind of. Are they a..."heavy metal" band? Well...sometimes. Are they a..."pop" band? Well...upon occasion, but on the whole, not really.So just who in God's name ARE the Dalai Dahmers? Are they alien beings come to save us from ourselves, and show humanity the way forward to a Utopian society free from war, ignorance or suffering? Well...no. Sadly not. Are they highly spiritual beings who transcend the mere physicality of their earthly existances by sitting in a room with no windows and becoming "one" with the universe? Again, sad to say, no. Are they cold, predatory killers trying to lure unsuspecting victims into their lonely, claustrophobic worlds, only to slay them and build shrines from their body parts? Well...probably a little closer to the truth, perhaps, but...no. NOT REALLY.Let the truth be known, then. The Dalai Dahmers are without question the greatest metal/jazz/funk/disco/country/grunge/hip-hop/goth/blues/do-w
op/punk/post-punk/"world"/mock-techno/ambient noise/space-rock/gangster-swing/ska/reggae/whatever-the-hell
-else-we-feel-like-playing four-piece band to ever grace the city of Brisbane, or the state of Queensland, or the country of Australia, or the planet Earth, or probably the entire UNIVERSE for that matter...
