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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Funmi ( or Jodie if you can't pronounce dat!)
Birthday: 6th December
Birthplace: Maidenhead, reading
Current Location: Wigan
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black is ma natural colour but you know a gurls gota change tings up evry now n then
Height: 5 ft 9
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: UK ~ AFRICA ~ CARIBBEAN
The Shoes You Wore Today: Bright White Kicks Sonnnnnnn!
Your Weakness: Black Mans
Your Fears: Brokeass people who want my money
Your Perfect Pizza: Erm one with pleny of Jellof rice and meat, and without any pizza crust or cheese!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: meeting a man who knows what he wants and ain't guna go off trak goin on stupid...smoking bare weed n ting n getting him to buy me some big shiny diamonds...yes baby I said diamonds, in the plural 2!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ROFL
Thoughts First Waking Up: Should I lie here and fall back asleep...Or should I pee?
Your Best Physical Feature: My Yoruba-girl asssssss (its dat big it requires d extra sssssss!) and my perfectly shaped lipzzz
Your Bedtime: Whenevr telly goes shit at night
Your Most Missed Memory: Me Massive life size teddy and me Swing/Slide/See-saw in me back garden!
Pepsi or Coke: Coke - d lemon lime or cherry ones
MacDonalds or Burger King: 1st choice is KFC but seeing as dat aint on offer Ile take a McChiken sarnie from Maccy D's
Single or Group Dates: Depends how sexually frustrated I am
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: None of these can beat a good old fashioned brew (thats cup of tea for all of you Southerners)
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla....I got chocolate on tap.....you get me....chocolate is 2 2 2 easy to get haha
Cappuccino or Coffee: Its gotta be the frothy one...Cappuccino!
Do you Smoke: Sometimes but not really
Do you Swear: When I have to.....haha Im a Wiganer off course I do!
Do you Sing: Obviously, havent you heard of me?...Nope? damn you must be sheltered boi!
Do you Shower Daily: Wel yeh, skin this silky don't just happen
Have you Been in Love: Yay
Do you want to go to College: Yessir
Do you want to get Married: Yep
Do you belive in yourself: OBVIOUSLY scroll up and read about me fool
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nah
Do you think you are Attractive: Most of d time yeh, Esp when I back it up, turn it round and check the mirror! ;-)
Are you a Health Freak: Hell Nah
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeh - the only one i trust more than them 2 ther is God..but yes man...so don't even try chattin shit 2 dem ca you can't handle the consequence lol
Do you like Thunderstorms: I like the flashy lights and loud noises, but only when I'm indoors. They're not all that when your outside tryna run home!!
Do you play an Instrument: I used to think I could play the keyboard but I guess I was wrong!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yer actualli ca I've startd goin clubin again
In the past month have you Smoked: A lil - nuffin illegal tho
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Erm Im a good girl...what does drugs mean again?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nah what for when I told you I got dat chocolate on tap?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Nah, in wigan we have 'Arcades' and 'Galleries' ROFL ROFL ROFL
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nah I've eaten Ferrero Rocher tho!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nah - I don't do that me lol had a bit of meat tho
In the past month have you been on Stage: This whole fucking towns a stage cause I got biatches watching me wherever I go anyways
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nah not Funmi
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Does the shower count?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Only a couple of hundreds of guys hearts ROFL ROFL ROFL oh and Ma XX-mans favourite T-shirt...which by the way hun I'm keepin cos it lux better on me!Oh n if dat uva wasteman ex is readin this I WANT MY FUKING BLANKET BAK N MY BRACELET N U CAN TAKE UR SHITTY HOODIE N THE PLASTIC SHIT U BOUGHT ME...ODE!
Ever been Drunk: Yah but we don't talk about that
Ever been called a Tease: Maybe.....
Ever been Beaten up: Define 'beat'
Ever Shoplifted: I dont have that kind of upperbody strength to be lifting shops n dat
How do you want to Die: Old, Married, Wealthy and Unconcious
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Another inch taller maybe, nah just married wealthy and a lil more tanned wil suit me just fine ta ph yeh and a mum of at least 5 lol
What country would you most like to Visit: Ive done a bit of Naija so Jamaica is next on d list
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown or green
Favourite Hair Color: Black
Short or Long Hair: Whatever as long as looks good
Height: Dont do stumps
Weight: I dont care but im not on noooo skinnny man
Best Clothing Style: No trannys
Number of Drugs I have taken: I told you, I don't know what this word 'drugs' means
Number of CDs I own: In this day and age your asking me about CD's, I don't do Cd's I only listen music on my fone & Comp
Number of Piercings: 4 - both ears twice but I only wear 2 really
Number of Tattoos: Two..so far!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None, cause the ones I regret I've blocked out lol
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