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Steve

There's a hell of a whole lot of stars between you and me.

About Me

.... I enjoy playing my guitar. (I used to play for a local Denver based death metal/grindcore band called Mentally Murdered back in the day) Currently working on a new project with old friends (The Xiphoid Process,) Whoop-eddy-doo!!! I despise mayo-NNAISE (notice I said mayonnaise instead of mayo? Mayo is a nickname for mayonnaise, nicknames are for friends and mayonnaise is no friend of mine), mushrooms, black olives and Emo-kids that wear their girlfriend's jeans and constantly cry because their vaginas hurt. I like to watch classic horror films and comedies, go to shows when I can, play cribbage with your mom (tell her I said to stop calling) and love long romantic walks on the beach??!#@*% ! ..

My Interests


playing my guitar, drawring and sketching, watching classic horror/splatter films and comedies, listening to music, awekward silences, forensics, watching stupid people make an ass out of themselves, insubordination, history, true crime & punishment, giving the finger, art, detours in conversation, eerie noises, unneccessary outbursts of laughter, going to movies and shows and playing peanuckle with your mom.

I'd like to meet:

GANGSTA HELLO NURSE

Music:

Queens of the Stone Age, Kyuss, Unida, Botch, Pig Destroyer, Shellac, Misery Index, The Beatles, Immolation, Converge, Acid Bath, STP, Agents of Oblivion, Isis, The Deli Creeps, Lovage, Deadboy and the Elephantmen, Mammoth Volume, Death, Nirvana, Deftones, Suffocation, Soilent Green, Yakuza, Cypress Hill, Sleep, Praxis, Hemdale, Pyrexia, The Reverend Horton Heat, Beastie Boys, Alice In Chains, EyeHateGod, Fantomas, Faith No More, Mondo Generator, Estradasphere, Dozer, Festering Puke, Primus, DethKlok, Mastodon, At the Drive-In, Cephalic Carnage, Public Enemy, Ice Cube, Electric Wizard, N.W.A., Portishead, Buckethead, Embalmer, Mr. Bungle, Secret Chiefs 3, Pelican, The Dillenger Escape Plan, Burnt By The Sun, Weedeater, Noisear, Insect Warfare, Gadget, Buzzo*ven, Godflesh, Goatwhore, Exhumed, The Mars Volta, Melt Banana, (old) Carcass, Peeping Tom, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Wu-Tang Clan, Sulaco, Helmet, Discordance Axis, High on Fire, Human Remains, Slo-Burn, Mark Lanegan, Dissection, Dismembered Fetus, Blood Duster, Nasum, Deadbolt, Johnny Cash, Deadhorse to name a few.

Movies:

Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Orgazmo, 40 yr. Old Virgin, Anchorman, Night of the Creeps, The Big Lebowski, The Departed, Waiting...,The Evil Dead Trilogy, Fargo, Sin City, Fight Club, Return of the Living Dead, Clockwork Orange, Cannibal! The Musical, The Rules of Attraction, The Hills Have Eyes, (remake) Schtar Warscchhss, Boogie Nights, The Thing, Se7en, Requiem for a Dream, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Shaun of the Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Napolean Dynamite, Borat, Resivoir Dogs, The Shining, Goodfellas, From Dusk Till Dawn, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, (except for the third one) Bubba-Ho-Tep, cheezy-ass B-horror flicks with horrible plots and acting that's even worse........ img src="http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k140/deadbydawn78/My% 20Myspace%20profile/GRINDHOUSE-1.jpg" border="0"

Television:

The Simpsons, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Wonder Showzen, Invader Zim, Metalocalypse, Conan O'brien, Mr. Show, The Twilight Zone, The Discovery Channel, Animal Planet, The History Channel, South Park, Chappelle's Show, The Office, Space Ghost, Da Ali-G Show

Books:

Clive Barker, Stephen King, Ray Bradbury, H.P. Lovecraft, Dean R. Koontz, Richard Matheson, Bruce Campbell: If Chins Could Kill, Motley Crue: The Dirt, horror, art mags, easy to read Sesame Street books with lots of pictures

Heroes:

Josh Homme, Dax Riggs, Homer Simpson, Will Ferrell, Gregg Nicotero, Howard Berger, Rob Bottin, Rick Baker, Jeff Spicoli, Dirk Diggler, Stan Winston, Tom Savini, Alexandre Aja, Conan O'brien, Wayne D. Barlowe, Wes Benscotter, Bernie Wrightson, Trey Parker, Sam Raimi, Todd MacFarlane, Chuck D., Mike Patton, Bruce Campbell, Dave Chappelle, Darth Vader, H.R. Giger, Chris Rock