I'm interested in handin' out high-caliber spankings ta all O' ye filthy lil' punks out there that deserve 'em!
Villians... so I can unleash me crime fightin' skills on them and give 'em a darn good reason ta knock off all O' tha foul shenanigans and change their evil ways fer good! Oh! I'd also like ta meet Stan 'Tha Man' Lee,(founder of Marvel Comics) some day... I think he's a wicked hottie. Honestly though... I'd like ta meet EVERYONE! Ye don't have ta know me ta be me Myspace friend... Just add me already! What are ye waitin' fer? Go on and jump on tha Granny band wagon BEFORE it's tha 'cool', 'hip' or 'dope' (or whatever word ye kids are usin' these days) thing ta be doin'! I welcome all o' ye! Just remember kiddies... BEHAVE!
While I'm patrolin' tha streets of Boston in me Unhappy 'Gran-mobile', lookin' fer some bad-natured brats ta thwart, I listen ta me Sirius Satellite radio and that funny lad on channel 100. I also like a bit of Celtic music as well as a few OTHER classics... Frank Sinatra (Gotta love Ol' Blue Eyes, even if he ain't Irish), Glenn Miller and his orchestra, Dropkick Murphy's, Dean Martin, Johny Mathis, Shadows Fall, Tony Bennett and O' course... Slayer. Reign In Blood Baby!!!
The Matrix, (tha FIRST one... those other two are utter shite) Boondock Saints, La Femme Nikita, The Professional,(AKA Leon) The Limey, Long Kiss Goodnight, Smokey and the Bandit (Part one & two), Darkman, Unhappy Gran'ma (laugh now... but mebbe someday) Fight Club, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang... Oh! Any movie by that funny young lad, Kevin Smith. I do enjoy his 'Silent Fat kid' character very much. I'll tell ye what else though... I have tha mind ta find that foul speakin' 'Jay' and wash his mouth out with a big bar of soap... or a grenade, 'cause I don't think soap is gonna be strong enough. I'm also lookin' forward ta watchin' tha new Batman movie this Summer (R.I.P. Heath)...
I don't have much time fer T.V. with all O' me daily crime fightin'. Tha only shows worth watchin' are '24', 'Battlestar Galactica' and 'Lost'. This is tha ONE thing that Tom from Radbu and I can agree on! I can't wait fer '24' ta come back on so I can get me a solid dose O' Jack Bauer goodness! Oh, and 'Heroes' is alright too I suppose... but if I was on tha show it'd be alot better.
I read 'Captain Drew and his Crew of Two', published by Radbu Productions (www.radbu.com). It's tha only book that can get me ta fall sleep at night. Zzzzzz... just kidding boyos! I love that pistol-packin' rascal Spartanacus!
MESELF O' course... and that hunk O' an animal-lovin' hero, 'Hamster-Man'. That 'Captain Shenanigans' character is a REAL jackass though...