I'm interested in many things that really make me a unique individual. Things that set me apart from that "typical" male stereotype. Things like; Beer. Melissa. Movies. Music. More Beer. GOOD Italian food. Baseball (GO SOX!) Football. Comic Books. Video Games. Did I miss anything? Oh yea... and Beer. OH! I also like Writing and Art! THAT'S what actually sets me apart from other males... most men don't give a shite about things like art. That's also why most men are f@%&ing a$$h@les with little to no personality. I'm happy as hell to not be like most men... 'Nuff said.
I'd like to meet Elvis. But since he's dead (or IS he?) I guess I'll just meet whoever is desperate enough for friendship on Myspace (or just pity me so much) that they wish to interact with me. Thank you "Tom: the Myspace guy"! You are my FIRST and best Myspace friend... forever! Sorry to anyone else who had hoped to be in that numero uno spot. Uh Oh, waitaminnut... Jack Bauer is on Myspace??? Um... er... Sorry Tom, (this is quite embarrassing) but my TV idol is gonna have to have the top spot. I hope you'll understand. Don't feel bad Tommy-boy, I'm keeping you in my "top 200". As for the rest of you who wanted to be number one... It's NOT gonna happen for you. Maybe you'll be lucky enough to make my 'top 24' with my other new best Myspace buddy... Unhappy Gran'ma!!! One more thing... I'm a die-hard Patriots fan, despite all of the 'Spygate' controversy and the fact that Tom Brady is out for the entire season... (Shitty). Count it!
Music? Yes please. I LOVE MUSIC! I will never understand people who say... "I'm not into music. I don't really listen to it." These people need to be dragged from their homes in the middle of the night and dumped on the same deserted island so they can sit around together and listen to the mind-numbing sounds of the ocean while they discuss just how lame they are. If you are one of these people, please stop reading this profile right now and go stick your head in the oven. I have no further use for you.
Movies. What better escape from reality is there? (Well... LEGAL escape from reality anyway) Movies are amazing... even the bad ones. Just forget if it's good or not. The fact that you can share in and experience someone else's creativity/story/vision blows my mind and it will always entertain me. I'm a HUGE homo for movies. (No offense to my gay peeps out there... just a figure of speech). Anyway, if you don't like movies, go to the deserted island with your music-hating brethren and choke on a piece of coconut please. Thank you.
Television sucks these days. Nothing on is original. It's all mired with really really REALLY bad reality TV shows... and sitcoms that need to have fake laugh tracks in them so that you know when you are supposed to think something is funny (Here's a hint: NONE OF IT IS FUNNY). I haven't enjoyed television in years. Wait... I must retract that statement. The exception is "24". Watching Jack Bauer kick major ass every week makes me smile alot. It's almost like a mini movie... with stupid, mind-numbing commercials thrown in every 7 minutes so that you won't forget just how bad TV has gotten. By the way... in my opinion, Janet Jackson's second-long tit exposure at the Super-bowl was the WORST thing to happen to TV since the original pilot for Full House. Now there's even more censorship and content watching going on than ever before and it all sucks. I mean COME ON! Her tittie wasn't even that great. Pretty soon we're only going to be allowed to watch shows about paint drying. Yay for the future of TV. Anyone up for stabbing me in the eyes so I won't have to watch it anymore?
My favorite books are Comic books! Specifically Captain Drew and his Crew of Two and Unhappy Gran'ma. Ok, so I write those books... so what? They're still my favorites. www.radbu.com Go to the website or go to the island. I mean it. Go. Now. Don't come back HERE until you go THERE. Thank you. [End of shameless self-promoting plug]
You are Jack Bauer. You're one tough cookie. When
things don't go your way, you get angry and
beat people up. But, you have a soft spot for
your family.
What 24 character are you?
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