Its Finally Happened... |
...I'm getting married. To Jason Schuler. He just made me an ice-cream and coffee float, brought me Guinness, and displayed a copy of Cecil B. Demented. The ring is breathtaking. Its made of pla...
Posted by SKANK MOUNTAIN on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 11:27:00 PST |
Privacy Policy |
My profile has been private for the last 6 months. In this time of mediocrity, I discovered that when your profile is private, you are allowed never-ending peace from most idiots. At this time, I am b...
Posted by SKANK MOUNTAIN on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 04:37:00 PST |
Today's Breakfast |
Today's Breakfast consisted of one cup of green tea, one--entire--glass of red wine, a piece of chocolate that tasted like heaven, and a Lor-Tab. Not bad for 9am. It is a far cry from the same breakfa...
Posted by SKANK MOUNTAIN on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 10:37:00 PST |
My Body is a Gulag |
Ivan Brunetti is the only one who can save me now, and this copy of SCHIZO given to me by Jerielle long ago is the only thing that hasn't made my stomach turn this evening. I found something new and m...
Posted by SKANK MOUNTAIN on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 07:43:00 PST |
A dream is a wish your car makes |
It seems that in my sleep coma last night, I was awakened at various times by horrifying nightmares.1. I'm driving down a country road near Newport or Covington. Both of my headlights appear to be dyi...
Posted by SKANK MOUNTAIN on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 10:04:00 PST |
Hello |
...to precious young angels. The pitcher for the University of Minnesota baseball team *swoon* Supreme mustaches guide my love. Apparently, he doesn't exist on the internet in picture form. I bow bef...
Posted by SKANK MOUNTAIN on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 08:14:00 PST |
Why, oh why? |
Dear God,I haven't talked to you in a while. That's because I don't believe in you, but I'm beginning to think that you may exist and enjoy punishing me to various accords. I think it's totally rude, ...
Posted by SKANK MOUNTAIN on Fri, 25 May 2007 12:15:00 PST |
Surprise Party |
About that one thing:I'm sorry for what I did, but I did it.Some save others. I save myself.About this new unexpected thing:Next week I will have some idea if I will play a part in jobbing-out with a ...
Posted by SKANK MOUNTAIN on Thu, 24 May 2007 03:58:00 PST |
New Boyfriend |
...I don't think I'll ever be able to break up with him....
Posted by SKANK MOUNTAIN on Tue, 22 May 2007 10:40:00 PST |
I'm thinking... |
I'm chopping the hair off. If you like it, you can have it.Though, it looks better on me.I keep pressing my face up against the window and looking outside. I'm writing my first of eight papers due by ...
Posted by SKANK MOUNTAIN on Mon, 21 May 2007 01:10:00 PST |
