Hanging out, listening to music, making music, listening to music that I made. The occasional videogame indulgence. Driving around pointlessly, exploring. Sleeping.
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Anything that's not country. Or rap. Actually, old school rap is awesome, Grandmaster Flash, Public Enemy, etc. Rock, any kind. Prog, classical, jazz, electronica. I like Genesis, Audioslave, theNEWDEAL, Porcupine Tree, Debussy, Peter Gabriel, Soundgarden, Miles Davis, Nine Inch Nails, Kevin Gilbert, Spock's Beard, Herbie Hancock, little kids singing, King Crimson, Floyd, and a bunch of stuff no one's ever heard of.
The Bourne flicks, the Bond flicks, The Matrix, Dodgeball. I equally enjoy Star Trek and Star Wars, but Star Trek is better. Ocean's Eleven. Almost anything.
Comedy Central and [adult swim]. The usual Trek serieses, Mr. Show, Family Guy, The Sopranos, Space Ghost, Everybody Loves Raymond. Except me.
I used to love to read until high school made me hate it. I usually read humor novels (if I can call them novels), stuff by Dave Barry, George Carlin, and the OLD Dennis Miller. Chris Rock's writing is better than his stand-up. He's a genius. And of course, Harry Potter. It's really an excellent series, and it doesn't belong in the children's section. If you find yourself laughing in response to that, then you're a d-bag. And that's about as far from b-tip as we can get.
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