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Hello Spiral

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About Me

Left Handed Dilettante. Never Rode an Elephant. Flamboyant Isolate on Multi-Coloured Roller-Skates. Flys are Buzzing 'Round My Head, Wish I Could Fill Them All With Lead. So They Made Atonal Clanging Sounds, When Their Small Black Bodies Struck the Ground. Semi Rejected Lumps of Fluff. Bolted Together Bits of Stuff. All the pics are hand drawn by myself, if you'd like to purchase some original artwork just ask. Seriously, at the moment it just takes up space, I'd love to give it a good home. I also have some collaborative projects, click the pics to check them out.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 6/17/2006
Band Website: myspace.com/hello_spiral
Band Members:
Influences: Bees need to communicate with each other to pass on the location of food sources. To do this bees have evolved a unique dance language that can be understood by us. A worker bee returning from a rich source of food will dance on the vertical comb surface by running in a circle, on each revolution the bee will bisect the circle at an angle. The angle with respect to 12 Oclock represents the angle to fly with respect to the sun. If the bee ran from 6 to 12 Oclock i.e. straight up, this would say fly directly towards the sun . And 7 to 1 Oclock would mean fly just to the right of the sun, 12 to 6 Oclock Fly directly away from the sun. In other words the bees translate the angle to the sun as an angle to the vertical. To represent distance the bee wiggles its abdomen whist crossing the circle, the more wiggles the greater the distance. So a bee will say to its friends Fly over there for about a 1 mile and you will find something that tastes like this.
Sounds Like: Friendly monsters singing their hearts out. /Expanding whimsy.
Record Label: YOURS?
Type of Label: None

My Blog

How is everyone?

Hello everyone, how are you all?I hope soon to be back among all you awesome people who I've come, in my  own sad lonely way, to consider as friends. Unfortunately my computer is not yet fix...
Posted by Hello Spiral on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 01:50:00 PST

I finally got bored enough to do one of those surveys that are always floating about.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:Joseph Tony Baldwin Esq.Birthday:23rd of November 1982Birthplace:Middlesex Hospital, I think. (No, that doesn't mean I was born a hermaphrodite. It's a place)Cu...
Posted by Hello Spiral on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 03:46:00 PST

Dream Diary

I like to imagine I have a large leather-bound tome that I add an entry to every morning. But, unfortunately for me, interesting dreams are rare things that happen maybe five or ten times a year. Thes...
Posted by Hello Spiral on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 08:39:00 PST

3am Walkabout.

3AM4AM5AMI WANT TO LIVE HERE.HONEST GRAFFITI MADE ME SMILE.VANITY SHOT.HELLO SPIRAL!...
Posted by Hello Spiral on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 03:32:00 PST

BOOT SALE!

WHAT I GOT:20p!5 for a £1!The first track is called 'Pagan love song'. Oh yes.....I More subversive than Merzbow.....50p!!!!!TWATS OF THE WEEK:Was flipping through a woman's records, she had a few Cha...
Posted by Hello Spiral on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 09:19:00 PST

More Walkies.

ON WITH ME SOCKS.I IN MY ELEMENT.AS IS SHE.BACK AT THE ABANDONED MINIATURE GOLF COURSE. I'D LIVE HERE IF I COULD.OLD BONFIRE IN THE WOODS.RUSTY THINGTHIS BRIDGE IS MADE OUT OF HARDENED SANDBAGS.TIME F...
Posted by Hello Spiral on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 04:52:00 PST

Walkies!

It's about that time again, isn't it.Making a friend.field number one.Something I did on one of my drunken 2am walksMy ugly mug.They only put this here a few months ago......leaving first field...YAY!...
Posted by Hello Spiral on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 09:07:00 PST

2am Walkabout.

Below are 13 pictures, if you can see less please press your 'refresh' button....
Posted by Hello Spiral on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 11:07:00 PST

How to make your very own Hello Spiral track.

I got a message from Before We Die a few days ago asking how my tracks are constructed. I sent him back a step by step recipe (Those who are inspired by Cage probably have a very similar recipe). I've...
Posted by Hello Spiral on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 10:41:00 PST