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Hock?

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About Me

I'm not hot, but I am absolutely adorable. Like a teddy bear with an attached dildo. I tend to grow on people like a fungus. An awkward yet ever so charming fungus. And lately I drink lots and lots of guiness. And listen to hours and hours of Coheed and Cambria. Viva el Hock 2007.

My Interests

Oklahoma Monday and Podos.

I'd like to meet:

I accidentally urinated all over the side of my pants before meeting Glenn Danzig. I then sort of berated him for saying positive things about the remake of the texas chainsaw massacre and in embarassment ran away. I told the members of Nada Surf to come back to my dorm room because "I had a gun." I was drunk and trying to explain to them that I had just bought a light gun for my sega dreamcast. A couple weeks after a serious ATV accident, I spilled coffee all over myself before having several awkward encounters with each member of AFI (Luckily Davey wasn't there, he was visiting his grandparents). I gave Matt Walsh at the UCB theater the thumbs up sign as he walked by me and then decided to explain my actions by telling him "That's what I do for all my favorite celebrities."

Music:

AFI DANZIGTool, Coheed and Cambria, My Bloody Valentine, Alice in Chains, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, A Perfect Circle, Husker Du, Therapy?, Frank Zappa, Blood Brothers, Joy Division, Korn, Ween, Queens of the Stone Age, Tricky, Stone Temple Pilots, Supergrass, Pavement, Daft Punk, Chuck Berry, Soundgarden, Cibo Matto, Faith No More, Tsunami Bomb, Riz Ortolani, Local H, Frank Black, System of a Down, Weezer (pre-green album), Dimmu Borgir, but mostly AFI and Danzig. Oh and The Best Show on WFMU, not a band, but a radio show. http://www.wfmu.org/playlists/BS/.

Movies:

seventies exploitation early Chevy Chase films

Television:

Kids in the Hall, Upright Citizens Brigade, Howard Stern, Mr.Show, tom goes to the mayor, GANTZ, Doctor Who, Wonder Showzen, Stella, Luckie Louie, the office (U.S and U.K.), spaced, I'm Alan Partridge, Dragonball Z, Tom Green, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Sifl and Olly, and alot of other shows I liked when I was fifteen years old too.

Books:

Marvel Comics' Civil War, Cromartie High School, Kurt Vonnegut, and Albert Camus.

Heroes:

I couldn't stop laughing about this one!