JW207

zumiez. mike fucking goetz. i sure do fucking love the old school batman tv show with adam west and burt ward. i would so have a crazy 3 way with both of them. i LOVE getting tattooed. i also have much joy for getting as many piercings in my face as possible. i like more metal than flesh showing. i love road trips, driving around with no specific destination. going to barnes and nobles and reading thier books for free. going to the dollar store and buying 20 dollars worth of crap. i love my job and work with the most kick ass people. i am a zumiez nerd. i love buying shoes and LOVE wearing etnies. i like cutting up shirts to make cuter shirts. i love shopping at H&M. i like going out to eat. i love going over to jason and saras and watching tv with them. i love nip/tuck night. i like straightening when we close. i love eating pizza. i love when Kaley brings me cupcakes to work. i love when wayne plays his ipod and dances to head automatica. i love watching wedding singer with katrina. i love counting how many people in walkers have tennis balls on them with kristin when we are tired in the morning. i love being the star bright pony. i love all my friends so much, they are my family. i have learned so much from all of them. i love that i am going to get a board this summer when my shoulder doesn't suck anymore. i love buying baby ferrets and i have the cutest 3 in the world.

I'd like to meet:

la la love. DONT FUCK WITH THE ZOOM!!!!

Music:

i love the musical stylings of alkaine trio, chiodos, bright eyes, nirvana, veruca salt, the pixies, the cure, coheed and cambria, taking back sunday, the smiths, modest mouse, dashboard, atreyu, hot rod circuit, reel big fish, NFG, goldfinger, rancid, reggie and the full effect, brand new, thursday, the postal service, rufio, the new amsterdams, and yes i admit....i really do fucking love fall out boy. Also, boys night out, fairweather, head automatica, saosin, afi, my chemical romance, all cheesy 80's, pantera, the breeders, from autumn to ashes, every time i die, and im sure 100 other bands i cant think of right now.

Movies:

i find the following visually stimulating: anything george romero (except that new shit movie), and actually anything with ZoMbIeS, anything kevin smith, any bad 80's horror movie, all the batman movies, anything david lynch, adam sandler does also tickle my funny bone, and anything with vince vaughn is pretty silly as well, the wedding singer is my all time favorite, alice in wonderland, american beauty, quills, magnolia, punch drunk love, mullholland drive, edward scissorhands, waynes world, the exorcist (but i can't watch it alone in the dark), dirty dancing, the breakfast club, big, army of darkness, evil dead 2, pulp fiction, reservoir dogs, best in show, waiting for guffman, and millions more, i AM a movie whore, i love film and film loves me.

Television:

there is nothing better than tuesday nights at around 10pm, nip/tuck night bitches, that is the best television show ever made, well the best drama television show ever made, it is on fx (channel 39) and if you haven't seen it you sure are missing out on a whole lot of fun. i also do love strangers with candy, amy sedaris has the best fupa i have ever seen. but the show that takes the cake sure is the old school batman show, who didn't watch that when they were little?? how come all the best tv shows end up getting cancelled? its a bunch of bullcrap. the chappelle show is also pretty silly, and i must admit i do like me a little CSI (only vegas though). i LOVE maury povich, i can NOT get enough of the paternity test results. i'm 2 thousand percent sure that HE IS THE FATHER. i love american idol too, i admit it i am a loser. i also like watching jerry springer. i love the show cheaters, south park, that new show unanimous shows amazing promise, pinks, aqua teen, family guy, americas next top model, the simpsons, unsolved mysteries, family feud, love connection, the newlywed game, all old school game shows, match game, press your luck, password, card sharks.

Books:

david sedaris is pretty much the funniest man alive, i had never laughed aloud reading a book until i cracked open one of these fine works of literature. when i was 12 i sure did love R.L. Stine though, goosebumps was pretty much the scariest thing of all time. when i was like, 9 i loved reading the stories where you get to choose your own ending: but i was always the little cheater child so i always had to read ahead to find the best ending and then take that one. those books suck now. but the best thing was, i once read a goosebumps choose your own ending book. john grishman is a quite talented author as well.