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Jay

the wink and the gun.....oh yeah!

About Me

my name is jason but many just call me jay so ive come to prefer that. i attend/work for Cornell University at the Johnson Graduate School of Management and the Dean's office of one of the colleges, respectively. i have an awful sense of humor in that i laugh at really offensive and vulgar jokes. in general, i hate people....they annoy me and i find the generic individual worthless, though if i care about you, there's very little i wouldn't do for you. ive come to learn that a combination of brain and beauty is next to impossible to find, usually a girl has one or the other. i come from a very large family (dad from 10, mom from 6). 2 brothers...one older, one younger. my family and friends mean everything to me despite how i may convey myself from time to time. i live in ithaca due to school/work, but come around frequently to see friends and family. im usually quite outgoing but can be shy around girls i may like...its stupid i know, its just me. i have a fear of rejection...also stupid i know. i can be quite the hopeless romantic, which i probably shouldn't ever admit to. i enjoy mostly comedies and horror movies, oh and i actually do like disney movies....again, something i probably shouldn't admit to. i go out to eat way too often...though my weight doesn't reflect that behavior. much of my life can be summed up recently by murphy's law (whatever can go wrong will) and the saying "too little too late." im allergic to cats, but love dogs. my favorite food is chicken speedies. i hate the words snazzy and zesty, so if you use them chances are i want to punch you. my favorite color is green. i have dark blue eyes. i try to stay active so that i don't get tired from conducting seemingly small tasks (i.e. walking up several flights of stairs). i drive a black 2007 nissan altima, hoping to upgrade to an infiniti G37 in the future. as time goes by i find money means less and less to me if you don't have people to enjoy it with. ive been told im a good impressionist (celebrities, presidents, etc). i can't think of anymore random shit so if you want to know anything more and/or chat, my AIM sn is JBatte23, so feel free to talk to me if you want.

My Interests

lots of them, so uhh...just ask! I'll try anything once....well not anything, but within reason

I'd like to meet:

anybody that i do not despise...which sadly narrows the scope of people quite a bit. i like meeting new people overall...difficult part is meeting ones i find interesting...oh, and jews!

Music:

pretty much anything, not a huge fan of country though....its depressing, ...anyway, some examples are Billy Joel, The Offspring, Something Corporate, Bruce Springsteen, Yellowcard, Ozzy, AC/DC, Eminem...some rap....not much though...80's rock, and some metal, and so much more...

Movies:

wow..where do i start. umm...Anchorman (afternoon delight!), Wedding Crashers, Old School (see a trend here?), Spaceballs, Orange County, Office Space, Super Troopers, Van Wilder, Shawshank Redemption, Face Off, Batman movies (especially the new one), Schindlers List, Dodgeball, American Pie movies, Texas Chainsaw Massacre....and many other scary movies....not Exorcist though b/c that makes me wanna shit myself uncontrollably, its like my own little tourette's syndrome, just not as funny as the real thing. but anyway, i'll watch pretty much anything, oh and if you make me watch the friggin Notebook, i hope you slip in a big puddle of AIDS.

Television:

Family Guy (Chris: "Dad, whats the blowhole on the whale for?" Peter: "Well Chris, I'll tell you what its not for, and then you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World..."), Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Colbert Report, Simpsons, Aquateen Hunger Force, South Park...pretty much anything on cartoon network adult swim or comedy central, oh..and CSI...b/c im a nerd like that i guess....and CNNand Fox News, i like to be informed of how things are in the world.

Books:

haha....reading....anyway, those of you who try to get me to read Harry Potter claiming the books are really good, thats great...but, i dont wanna read it, nor will i ever, so shut up!!!! i did enjoy tuesdays with morrie though, call me a sentimental douchebag at times...

Heroes:

your mom, who doesn't love her...honestly