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MUTHA FUGGIN' LOBBSTARR!

I will break your f*ckin' heart.

About Me



I mostly take nightclub photos, but this is my model and portrait work.

My Interests

Photography mostly, but I like to make cool things too, like shirts with different slogans and custom painted dress shirts with custom buttons. I prefer to take pictures of girls because girls are sexy and they wear better clothes and way better shoes and accessories, fuck it, everything is better about them. Fashion is hot, about 6 girls in my city can dress their asses off, but I am not naming any names. I am interested in bettering myself and being succcessful at doing what I want to do.

I'd like to meet:

Donald Trump, Hugh Hefner, Merlin Bronques , Mark The Cobra Snake , David LaChappelle , Terry Richardson and Patrick McMullen . Also tons of celebrities so they can sweet my nuts over the sweet pictures i will take of them.

This is Julie and I partying at Drink Ultra Lounge on February 19th 2005, you will notice that this image is conspicuosly out of order with the rest of the images and it is also huge compared to the rest and that is just fine with me because that is the way I want it.

Music:

Bloc Party, Chromeo, Panthers, The Postal Service, Vietnam, Louis XIV, The Killers, Hot Hot Heat, System of a Down, The Mars Volta, Queens of the Stone Age, Eagles of Death Metal.

Movies:

Anything directed by Quentin Tarentino, The Green Mile, Million Dollar Baby, Gangs of New York, Half Baked, Dodgeball, Beverly Hills Ninja, VanWilder, PI, Son of Paleface, Stealing Harvard, anything with Adam Sandler, Chris Farly or Will Ferrell in it.

Television:

CSI is the muthafackin shizznit! I get a kick out of BOOBFACTOR. I like to watch a lot of shows on A&E and Discovery Channel. Peter makes me watch Take Home Chef and It Takes A Thief a lot and I am not very fond of them. I can't wait until It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia comes out.

Books:

Motivational books and photography books.

Heroes:

My mom, my grandfather and my grandmother.

My Blog

My neighbors dog barcks all day!

My bastard neighbors leave their dog on the backporch all fucking day. It barks most of the day. It does not make me happy. Why are they idiots that leave their dog out all day? They won't be happy wh...
Posted by MUTHA FUGGIN' LOBBSTARR! on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 11:44:00 PST

Pics from Fri. Sept 1st thru Sat. Sept 2nd. posted!

Hell yeah yo!Go to... twoeaglesmarcus.com
Posted by MUTHA FUGGIN' LOBBSTARR! on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 06:40:00 PST

How boys are...

"I feel TRAPPED in a relationship with THE GREATEST GIRL EVER... because I'm STILL IN LOVE with a bitch."
Posted by MUTHA FUGGIN' LOBBSTARR! on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 03:53:00 PST

How girls are...

"I broke up with my boyfriend who use to call me DARLING when we MADE LOVE because I fell in love with a man who calls me SLUT when he FUCKS me."
Posted by MUTHA FUGGIN' LOBBSTARR! on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 03:52:00 PST

The Dirty Thirty...

The Dirty Thirty... 30 unknown facts/secrets about yourself:1. What does your MySpace headline mean?"women hate me. yeah right!" i like to say that to make the haters hate me more.2. Elaborate on your...
Posted by MUTHA FUGGIN' LOBBSTARR! on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 11:13:00 PST

My summer confessions...

This summer have you...1. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend?no. i don't do that so much. 2. Kissed someone?yeah. and it got me into some drama. haha3. Cried?i never cry over spilt milk. Is spilt even a word?...
Posted by MUTHA FUGGIN' LOBBSTARR! on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 09:48:00 PST

This past weekend was awesome!

Did I mention how awesome this weekend was! Friday I did a photoshoot with Tricia and her little ones, Brett and Ari and then to a good ass dinner at Tillman's. And then Erin, Liz and I went to the I...
Posted by MUTHA FUGGIN' LOBBSTARR! on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 10:19:00 PST

kind of like Two Eagles Marcus, except higher quality, and less douchey.

Hahaha... this dood Kevin and his friends think that I am a douche. Aahhahahahaha...-twoeyoriginal blog can be viewed here: http://www.g-rad.org/hommedeterre/archives/002797.htmlMay 31, 2006I wanna ro...
Posted by MUTHA FUGGIN' LOBBSTARR! on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 09:34:00 PST

The Chinese say I am a TIGER!

So Jamm was reading to me my chinese zodiac stuff  and it so happens to be that i am a Tiger. TIGER AND SEX...on the whole, tigers are faithful; if they do have an affair it will be to asser...
Posted by MUTHA FUGGIN' LOBBSTARR! on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 08:48:00 PST

Don't believe everything you hear...

the whole story is not being told.
Posted by MUTHA FUGGIN' LOBBSTARR! on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 08:36:00 PST