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Donnie Darko [Return of the WarLord]

How dare they challenge me with their, somewhat primitive skills... They're just as good as dead. -

About Me

I am jacks wasted life ; I rap and fight, and I do them both beyond your imagination.

My Interests

Now I'm in a class all by myself....I do gambits all by myself,I think about the past,And try to forcast, when I get this cash,What will I buy myself?..Mo' money mo' problems, damn I feel like B.I.G myself,...These people don't love me, can't kid myself,Fuck'em, I'll dig a ditch for these pricks myself,Sorry, sometimes I forget myself...Look in the mirror, how could you hate myself?...You should be like, "I could be like that one day myself."They still trying to stop my wealth, it won't help,I'm here to say I put that on myself! You god damn right, I'm feeling myself, No chauffer, Yes'sir I'm wheeling myself.. Looking for a girl loving herself. so she can talk me out of suicide, Cus i'll prolly end up killing myself ; Some days im in a croud by myself, bunch of niggas around... still feel like im by myself, drift off on a cloud by myself, cus these Days I'm having problems dealing with wealth, and you woulnd't understand, until you get 6 digits yourself!!!... R.I.P Ray (Big Dog) Daniels, Kenny (Ken Dog) Daniels, Eric (Red) Rowland, Shawn (Maco) Jones, Rodney (Low G) Jones, Justin Woodly, And Thadious Fields............

I'd like to meet:

..If I could sing like anyone it would be Akon, Rap like anyone? Canibus.. I want to meet Jay-Z and ask him how did he steal most of my raps before I even thought em. Frank Sintatra and throw back a few Martinis as Jerry Lewis annoys us with his whole "help the children" spiel. Ask Holly Berry is she still looking for a baby daddy, and if not, then does she have Pinks number? Battle rap Bubba Sparxxx,and win this time. Spin kick that atrophied pacifist Ghandi in the eyeball and tell him "You aint shit without your Homeboys." And If I ever catch that cat who stole my bike in 6th grade its gonna get ugly, I mean like Grandma getting out of the tub ugly. Wait, this is for normal people? Fuck that! I'm a misanthrope.
How to make a Shivarious
Ingredients:
5 parts intelligence
1 part brilliance
5 parts ego
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Serve with a slice of lovability and a pinch of salt. Yum!

Music:

Hip-Hop, Rap, Gangsta Rap... Sade & Frank Sinatra

Movies:

Ninja Turtles II, As good as it gets, Falling Down, A Clockwork Orange, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Reqium for a Dream, Blue Hill Avenue, Brother, The Blues Brothers, Desperado, New Jack City, Fear of a Black Hat, Training Day, Momento, A history of Violence, Scarface, FALLING DOWN, Never Die Alone, Office space, I'm Gonna Get U Sucka, Citizen Kane, Boondock Saints

Television:

First they Cancle the Wayans Brothers and now Sienfield, Fuck TV... But, I need to know the latest ignorant-brain aneurysms-givin'-sorry-excuse-for a Hip-Hop culter trend I need to stay in perpetuating two-step with...luckily 9 out of 10 times my bitch hits the remote from all the kinky things we do in bed, B.E.T is the channel that fades in on the screen and illuminates her round ass.

Books:

Hagakure, Labyrinths, The Count of Monte Cristo, Hitchhikers Guide threw the Galaxy, A book of five rings, The Catcher in the Rye and the Bhagavadgita but I'd rather think for myself

Heroes:

"Ignorance and obscurantism have never produced anything other than flocks of slaves for tyranny" "To educate a man in mind and not in morals is to educate a menace to society." ... .. .. .. .." .. .. .. .. .. You have had a tough childhood,
you know how to be a thief and exploit others
but you stand up for society's cast-offs.

My Blog

I think Ill write my greatest rhyme of all time..

Return of Slim II (Outro) coming soon as they free my writing hand from the straight jacket,
Posted by Donnie Darko [Return of the WarLord] on Sun, 04 May 2008 11:52:00 PST

The Purpose of Racism

"The Purpose of Racism"by Immortal TechniqueI begin this new installment today by apologizing in advance for the incomplete nature of the subject matter being presented. I seek only to give brief exam...
Posted by Donnie Darko [Return of the WarLord] on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 03:31:00 PST

Vid Pic Tutorial

1) record your video onto your cam or sd card.2) import your video from your sd card to your computer (somewhere easy to find it, I save it to my desktop)3) Open your video in Window Movie Maker and e...
Posted by Donnie Darko [Return of the WarLord] on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 05:42:00 PST

BrAesop Rock Lyrics

I wrote this in a day to Aesop Rocks - None Shall PassI picnic with kids, and a chrome hand basketBottle of E & J and some Hyphy glassesDisguised as a rapper, guiding the massesChase the white light t...
Posted by Donnie Darko [Return of the WarLord] on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 05:43:00 PST

Friends who are undercover Haters: VOL I

You should have listened to me and ignored the fools that told you don’t listen. When have I been wrong dumbass?As a friend, I’ve been as loyal as John the Baptist, and you, well you need ...
Posted by Donnie Darko [Return of the WarLord] on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:22:00 PST

100$ A VERSE OR FEATURE.

5th rap book finished "The book of King Pyhricc" too many raps! Yes, I'm putting a price on psychosis ;100$ a verse or feature at my discretion Anything from the 48 laws, 2012, introverted, extrovert...
Posted by Donnie Darko [Return of the WarLord] on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 08:05:00 PST

You’re Lazy

And you want to be the best? You're crazy!THE BEST TRAIN EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK.Now if you will excuse me... I'm going to listen to some more Chopin,
Posted by Donnie Darko [Return of the WarLord] on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 02:59:00 PST

No Sleep experiment

Lets see how long I can go without any sleep what so ever,
Posted by Donnie Darko [Return of the WarLord] on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 09:14:00 PST

Substance Vs Money

Substance vs Money> A GENERAL THOUGHT > > substance vrs money > > People w/ substance are creative > People w/ money will hire someone > > People w/ substance will cook a romantic dinner > People w/ m...
Posted by Donnie Darko [Return of the WarLord] on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 05:09:00 PST

When the chips are down...

Who backs you up, even when your dead wrong?Who aways gave you a hand, and a foot for somones ass?Who reminds you when you forget?Who vouches for you, putting his reputation on the line?ME, So go ahea...
Posted by Donnie Darko [Return of the WarLord] on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 01:18:00 PST