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Mean what you say & say what you mean!
Okay so here's the deal. Over the years I've spent a lot of time with myself and thought I'd share a few things with anyone that's bored enough to read profiles. I just hope you enjoy reading this as much as I enjoy the replies.
I'm certifiably crazy.
Drunk most of my waking hours.
A pill popper.
Have extreme road rage.
Avid jay walker...I like to skip and dance when walking down the street as well. You local kids have probably seen me.
Enjoy running against traffic...in the nude.
Untrustworthy.
I lie so much...it hurts to sit up straight.
Fairly lazy...thus why most of this was copied and pasted.
No ambition.
Cheater...not just in games. I'm the real deal.
I kick rocks...I think I saw it on a bumper sticker and took a liking to it.
I snort coke...the cola not the powder...this isn't the 80's.
Homophobic bicuriously divorced lesbian...I can explain...well maybe.
I really like to make up my own words and poorly mispronounce really big words. Spellcheck and highly educated people love me...oh, yes they really do.
If you haven't guessed, I'm kinda joking. It's up to you to find out for sure. I really am this wacky...ask the people that have been around me for more than five minutes. It's all about the fun I'm having now...long overdue. Laughing never killed anyone and if it did, I'd love to go out like that.