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Mariah

I am the founding member of the Hysterical Society.

About Me

I hate making left turns, unless I have a turning signal. I like things that are funny. I fear that my love of yelling, "Jerk!," at people will get me in trouble one day, yet I continue doing it anyway. Just let me walk across the damn street before I throw something at you. Preferably, something made out of glass or metal.

My Interests

Yelling, "Jerk!"

Things that don't melt.

Accidentally killing Sea Monkeys...

The Sleepy Kissers

Beboba in Circles

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I'd like to meet:

Jerks - so I can yell, "Jerk!"

Music:

Black Heart Procession, The Clash, Tom Waits, The Old 97's, Wilco, Weezer, The Police, The Pretenders, Joe Strummer, Public Enemy, The Stray Cats, The Smoking Popes, Duvall...

Movies:

Edward Scissorhands, Cinema Paradiso, The Legend of 1900, The Royal Tenenbaums, Boondock Saints, Night of the Hunter, Singin' in the Rain (the musical for people who hate musicals), Bottle Rocket, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Say Anything...

Television:

The Simpsons, The Kids in the Hall, Conan, Ed, Gilmore Girls, NewsRadio, The Young Ones, Six Feet Under, Get a Life, The State, Carnivale, Arrested Development - anything subversive and slightly offensive, but smart. I used to have lots of guilty pleasure shows, but I've tried to cut down. I don't have cable, so I watch way more crap than I used to watch.

I miss Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp. You know, with the talking monkeys?

Books:

Yes.

Heroes:

Meh.

My Blog

my "spaghetti incident" moment of the week

Paul ordered biscuits and gravy with vegetarian sausage.  He noticed that there were a lot of mushrooms in it.  So I said, "Maybe mushrooms are the the vegetarian sausage!"  Ha ha. ...
Posted by Mariah H on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 05:36:00 PST

glorp

I can't remember where I parked my car.  I haven't seen it since Friday or Saturday.  Man, I hope I find it.  I've been sick.
Posted by Mariah H on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 05:06:00 PST

Brine from hell

I went with my co-worker to a Taco Bell to get tacos for my GM.  He wanted two crunchy tacos.  She ordered two hard-shelled tacos.  The guy she ordered from said, "Do you want anything ...
Posted by Mariah H on Wed, 05 Oct 2005 02:42:00 PST

some cats

I've noticed that other people cats sometimes bite you while you're petting them, but not any of my cats did that.  I've often wondered what these people did to their cats that made the cats...
Posted by Mariah H on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 03:04:00 PST

Yes!@

New Gilmore Girls in half an hour!!@@    
Posted by Mariah H on Wed, 14 Sep 2005 04:35:00 PST

Yea!

I am finally moving out into Chicago again.  Yea!  The new place is on Damen near Lawrence.  More info to come later this week.  Start thinking of excuses so that you don't have to...
Posted by Mariah H on Thu, 08 Sep 2005 04:56:00 PST

sleepytime tea

I took sleepytime tea in the hopes that it would change my sleep pattern.  It has valerian root and other sleep inducing herbs.  I did sleep from 10-6.  I woke up once to go to the bath...
Posted by Mariah H on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 04:34:00 PST

i can give credit

I just checked my credit report.  It was going well, until I got the final report.  Due to an old roommate, I have a horrible standing with Peoples Energy.  I never closed that account ...
Posted by Mariah H on Tue, 23 Aug 2005 05:53:00 PST

don't worry, journal

I was reading up on sleeping, currently something I know very little about.  I read something that completely applied to my situation.  It's called a "worry journal."  I constantly wake...
Posted by Mariah H on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 06:41:00 PST

time to change the oil

I am wearing a suit.  I feel really grown up.  It's the first suit I have ever bought - brown and conservative.  I bought it because I have an interview downtown tomorrow.  I am st...
Posted by Mariah H on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 04:51:00 PST