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Ass Wipers, Inc.

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What is Ass Wipers, Inc. ? Well, after Bryce Gilbert graduated from college with a degree in urban planning, he found that not too many career doors were opening for him, other than at the local electronics superstore. So, Bryce decided to start his own business, but couldn't figure out exactly what he wanted to do. To avoid narrowing it down, Bryce started a company that would do literally anything (as long as it was legal).
Everyone has a short list of jobs they don't want to do themselves, and that's where Ass Wipers, Inc. comes in. Customers hire Ass Wipers to do their dirty work--anything from painting their house, to dumping their girlfriend, to taking their ugly and socially disfunctional children to the Prom. No task is too tough, and we are here to make your life easier.
Since this business concept is so revolutionary a cameraman was hired to document the whole thing.
You can watch our company grow through it's first few months by checking out our 15 episode sitcom! See how we handle new friends, some crazy clients, and even a kidnapping...
Director: Rick Fonte
Written by: Brad Fletcher and Rick Fonte
Producers:Brad Fletcher and Rick Fonte
Associate Producers: Sara E.R. Fletcher and Erin Fonte
Director of Photography: Nathan Gotsch
Sound Recordist: Mike Lengies and Brian Curley
Makeup Artist: Heather Williams
Editor: Rick Fonte
Production Manager: Christine Danahy
Casting: Jen Froehlich
Costumes: Sara E. R. Fletcher and Denise Rebrovic
Production Assistant: Kyle Hensley
AWI theme composed by: John Vallone
Additional music: Rick Fonte
Featuring:
BRAD FLETCHER DAVID MICKLER SARA E. R. FLETCHER MIKE MAULOFF BRENT BURCROFT JOHN VALLONE CHRISTINE JOELLE RICK FONTE KENNY DELLINGER AMBUR LOWENTHAL JOSH GOBOIAN JENNIFER BOARINI MICHAEL LEHR NINA JO ACHILLE ROGER TRAMMELL RIA SOLER MICHAEL HAN ANISA ALAMIA BECKY KREGOSKI BETTY SANCHEZ SARAH PLETCHER CHUCK SPITLER DARRIN PETERS DAVE VESCIO TERESA BERKIN DEVON SIMMONS CAROLINE WHITE LOLA SHAHDADI NICOLE LIGERMAN PAUL SHABLESKI BRANDON SMITH DYLAN BUSSE ERIC JAMES ERIC RAMSEY ALSELIS CRUZ JAMIE WONZY KYLE HENSLEY JESSIE OBER JETT PATRICK JODI STANFORD JOE SANCHEZ JOEY ALLEN KAREN SPEITEL PAT GERMANO REBECCA DUNN DAVID FUIT

My Interests



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This is Giselle...Bryce's "little flower of lovely perfection...seriously, it's stupid how hot she is."

I'd like to meet:

The entire Milwaukee Brewers baseball team. Bill Gates. And the guys that invented the ESPN Mobile phone (seriously, you guys have done God's work)

Music:

Yeah, I like music. You know how they make a lot of kids learn the recorder in grade school? Well, I had to do that, but I played all the way through my Freshman year of college at various retirement homes, as well as in a garage band. Then somebody told me that the only instrument you can play in college is the guitar, so I traded in my recorder for a guitar. And as a word of advice, there's not a real good trade in value on recorders. Losing proposition...seriously, don't do it.

Movies:

Miss an episode?

AWI Ep 1 - The Birth of a Salesman

AWI Ep 2 - The Bryce-Man Cometh

AWI Ep 3 - A Beat Czar Named Desire

AWI Ep 4 - Sexual Traversity in Chicago

AWI Ep 5 - The Man Who Went To Dinner

AWI Ep 6 - Three Legs Running

AWI Ep 7 - A Drajin in the Sun

AWI Ep 8 - In The Company of Women

Television:

ESPN is the only thing worth watching on TV. Brewers Baseball Rules!!!!!

Books:

The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People, Raving Fans, The 21 Irrefutable Laws of Leadership, The 9 Steps to Financial Freedom, and The Millionaire Mind. Those are all business books. I haven't read any of them, but they seem to make customers feel confident when they see them on my shelf.

Heroes:

Paul Molitor, Rollie Fingers, Robin Yount, and Henry Aaron. (All famous players for the Milwaukee Brewers!)

My Blog

Moving ahead, and Screw Carlos Lee

After the 'questionable success' of our MC White Flight gig, things kind of petered out a bit at AWI - but not to worry - we were still getting many jobs, just low profile ones. How many people out th...
Posted by Ass Wipers, Inc. on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 10:57:00 PST

A Message From Bryce

Things are going just swell at AWI. The business is really booming. I got a nice thank you letter from my first client - Claire. I wanted to do that thing where you put your first dollar in a frame ...
Posted by Ass Wipers, Inc. on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 03:02:00 PST

Help us promote AWI!

Help promote Ass Wipers, Inc. and put this banner on your page!Copy and paste the code in the box below to your MySpace profile, Blogger page, or any other site that permits HTML.Help spread the word ...
Posted by Ass Wipers, Inc. on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 07:25:00 PST

YouTube Honors!

Thanks to the fabulous support of viewers like you, the Ass Wipers, Inc. teaser infomercial racked up some pretty impressive honors on YouTube!For the month of October, AWI was rated:#6 - Top Rated (T...
Posted by Ass Wipers, Inc. on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 11:25:00 PST

AWI Premiere!

November 1st has finally arrived (on the east coast), and we're pleased to announce the moment you've all been waiting for--the premiere of ASS WIPERS, INC.!! Visit http://www.asswipersinc.com to vie...
Posted by Ass Wipers, Inc. on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 10:47:00 PST

Rock the Ratings!

Go to You Tube and rate our teaser infomercial highly& http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4pjYeUdWls - we need people we don't know to find out about Ass Wipers, Inc.  Don't worry...the actual epi...
Posted by Ass Wipers, Inc. on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 08:38:00 PST

AWI Completes Production!

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, small children, and pets..."Ass Wipers, Inc." has finished its twenty-three day production schedule in record time--twenty-three days. We give you our word, that...
Posted by Ass Wipers, Inc. on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 11:17:00 PST