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This is Giselle...Bryce's "little flower of lovely perfection...seriously, it's stupid how hot she is."
The entire Milwaukee Brewers baseball team. Bill Gates. And the guys that invented the ESPN Mobile phone (seriously, you guys have done God's work)
Yeah, I like music. You know how they make a lot of kids learn the recorder in grade school? Well, I had to do that, but I played all the way through my Freshman year of college at various retirement homes, as well as in a garage band. Then somebody told me that the only instrument you can play in college is the guitar, so I traded in my recorder for a guitar. And as a word of advice, there's not a real good trade in value on recorders. Losing proposition...seriously, don't do it.
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AWI Ep 1 - The Birth of a Salesman
AWI Ep 2 - The Bryce-Man Cometh
AWI Ep 3 - A Beat Czar Named Desire
AWI Ep 4 - Sexual Traversity in Chicago
AWI Ep 5 - The Man Who Went To Dinner
AWI Ep 6 - Three Legs Running
AWI Ep 7 - A Drajin in the Sun
AWI Ep 8 - In The Company of Women
ESPN is the only thing worth watching on TV. Brewers Baseball Rules!!!!!
The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People, Raving Fans, The 21 Irrefutable Laws of Leadership, The 9 Steps to Financial Freedom, and The Millionaire Mind. Those are all business books. I haven't read any of them, but they seem to make customers feel confident when they see them on my shelf.
Paul Molitor, Rollie Fingers, Robin Yount, and Henry Aaron. (All famous players for the Milwaukee Brewers!)